Spaghetti will dump out of my pant pockets upon my demise
Thats not spaghetti 🤢
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What distro?
The devs didn’t think that far ahead. It’s just Linux.
“What do you mean “distro”? Just go to linux.com and install it!”
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Anxiety
Wh…why won’t it stop? It just keeps coming. Where is it coming from?
Please don’t mug me.
Phone | 1 | Legendary | $750 Leatherman Surge | 1 | Epic | $200 Flipper Zero | 1 | Rare | $150 Lock Picks | 1 set | Uncommon | $15 Mini Multimeter | 1 | Uncommon | $15 Random Tools | 1-3 | Common | $10 Mini Mouse and Keyboard | 1 set | Common | $10 Cash | - | Common | $33-$83 Cable | 1-5 | Junk | $5 Random OS Installer | 1-3 | Junk | $5 Keys | 1 stack | Junk | $0This guy securities
Is a phone really legendary if every person you kill drops one? 🤔
It’s legendary to me. Don’t rarity shame my loot table.
An ear or a tooth that would contribute towards satisfying your quest, but inexplicably only 10% of the time.
So it’s a quest in Appalachia?
A pair of glasses that nobody else can see through, a fixed size watch that will only fit the smallest of wrists, and a mostly empty wallet with cryptic notes in it going back over a decade.
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Nope, Gulf Coast USA. But yep, that plus a couple other items would be my loot.
I also have a couple fun cards in my wallet, one is a Fresnel magnifying lens, which can be used to start fires, and another card is a folding pocket knife.
Edit: Also a multitool plus a spiked watch wristband coming up very soon. I’m not a fan of metal detectors LOL!
My +3 poop knife
Cargo Shorts of Holding.
a rucksack with a bunch of nifty tools inside
A suit of armor that looks very different when you put it on depending on your gender.
No loot, just 3 exp
Debt
a second, smaller me - and their loot is an even smaller me
“I’m filled with tinier men!”
A bunch of replacement organs that would look nice on first look but would actually drain your stamina at 5 % per year.
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Cigarettes (12)
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BIC lighter (62% filled)
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Wallet (empty)
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Keys (unknown)
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T-shirt (dirty)
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Jeans (condition low)
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Shoes (uncomfortable)
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Scrap of Paper with writing (quest item; bind on pickup. The weight is bugged so instead of being 0.02lbs it’s actually 200lbs)
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Three 9mm rounds
I read this as a zomboid inventory
Then you are right at home inside my head, because that’s what I was thinking of when I posted it (with a bit of Elder Scrolls for the bugged quest item) 😃
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