My gimmick is that it depends. On five days out of the week, some Basic meds, electronics, an Uncommon wireless headset, a Rare hat, but most importantly, a Legendary key card to a bank operations center. On one of those days in particular, it gets even better. Not only do I have the key card, but I also drop an Exotic Red Dragon walking stick, +1 Leather Bracers, 1-3 random Rare or better magic pendants, and an Exotic His and Hers Dungeon Divers Duffle containing 5 random sets of Uncommon or better polyhedral dice, 3 Books of Gaming, and 2 Player’s Notebooks.

Writing this post has made me feel rich and well equipped, even though I’m barely over minimum wage. Thank you, I guess, for helping appreciate what I have that much more.

Please don’t mug me.

Phone | 1 | Legendary | $750
Leatherman Surge | 1 | Epic | $200
Flipper Zero | 1 | Rare | $150
Lock Picks | 1 set | Uncommon | $15
Mini Multimeter | 1 | Uncommon | $15
Random Tools | 1-3 | Common | $10
Mini Mouse and Keyboard | 1 set | Common | $10
Cash | - | Common | $33-$83
Cable | 1-5 | Junk | $5
Random OS Installer | 1-3 | Junk | $5
Keys | 1 stack | Junk | $0

My +3 poop knife

Two eyes, a brain, a liver, two kidneys, 10 fingers and 10 toes.

Fuck if I know how it takes some people 30 kills to collect 5 eyes.

• Cigarettes (12)

• BIC lighter (62% filled)

• Wallet (empty)

• Keys (unknown)

• T-shirt (dirty)

• Jeans (condition low)

• Shoes (uncomfortable)

• Scrap of Paper with writing (quest item; bind on pickup. The weight is bugged so instead of being 0.02lbs it’s actually 200lbs)

• Three 9mm rounds

Numbers smaller than 314159, surely.

Debt

Anxiety, and some cupcakes

No loot, just 3 exp

a second, smaller me - and their loot is an even smaller me

Pee

Clinical depression and student loans

Sweet potatoes. 🍠

• 3 copper
• 1 Linen Cloth
• 1 Crucial BX500

Truly worthless items

Egg