Man, I had around 10 gigs of vintage mp3s that is created since the days of Limewire/Napster. Uploaded it all to Google Music and lost track of the external I’d had the collection stored on. Whatever, it’s all in the cloud now.

Then it wasn’t.

I really, Really, need to back up all of my Gdocs, just in case that service ceases to be.

(I wonder if ancient crunchy low bitrate mp3s will be an aesthetic, the way that dusty vinyl or worn out tapes are?)

Yeah, they want to be able to ‘People that look like This listen to This’ so that advertisers have more options when they are locking down commercials.

I want this, but with an irrationally large Evil Dead esque cellar, for my hobbies.

A lot of people don’t know this, but you can put your weed in there.

Bonus points if they had the hard plastic instep so you could grind with them like Soaps.

What contractor would even consider doing anything for this shitty tasteless moneypit of a sub human? He never posts his bills.

Even when he has access to public funds to pay for his horrible ideas, nobody gets paid but he and his chronies.

The avatars smoked so we could walk.

It honestly creeps me out that so many people don’t curate what they watch and just consume whatever ‘their feed’ puts in front of them.

They also embraced QR codes a decade or more before the West did.

Game over man, game over!

They want both of these things.

Not for very much longer…

: takes off face and puts it in faraday cage:

I have heated up a foil lined tetra carton of soup that caused some sparks, but I stopped it immediately and learned my lesson.

Technically, any metal is a no no, but her microwave has never exploded.

American electric kettles are also quite a bit slower to boil because our mains voltage is so low. https://youtu.be/_yMMTVVJI4c

A towel made of tea, for tea, and by tea.

My boomer mom will put a tea bag in a mug of water then nuke that until it bubbles to make tea. (Yes, even when the tea bag has a staple).

But, if she is heating up a can of soup, she will dump that into a sauce pan and heat that up on the gas range, on the burner right next to the nice kettle I got her years ago.

I think it is some kind of winged puma with the bosom of a woman.