I am not a robot. I promise.

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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • My late father. He passed away July 21, 2014.

    Back in January that year, I came home from work, and he told me that he made some eggs and grits. But when he ate it, it was too hot, but his reflexes made him swallow it anyways. Which basically boiled his insides… ☹️

    He refused to let me call emergency services, hell he even told me that if I did so without his permission, he would shoot them, and yes he slept on a couch loaded with multiple guns under the couch cushions. He even threatened to kill me if I called emergency services without his permission.

    5 months in, I realized that daddy wasn’t gonna recover, as he was seeking cell phone signal the morning before I was about to head out to work. Daddy like never called anybody, so when I saw him seeking a good cell signal, I asked him if he wanted me to step out and call 911 myself.

    He said, and I quote, “Hold the fuck on, I’m getting ready”

    Needless to say, I missed work that day. I got him to the hospital, where he lived for another month or so, but passed away because he didn’t tend to his health back in January when the situation happened.

    I’d write out more about this, but it’s too sad for me to think more on.

    Damnit daddy, I coulda saved you, if you weren’t so stubborn!

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  • No no, rational people know better than to purchase a Cyberfuck.

    We do know how to read safety notices and recalls and such.

    There’s no reason that thing should have been turning the wheels left and right that fucking fast, unless it just wanted to bury itself deeper in the sand…

    Goal is reverse, in a simple and straight direction, being pulled by another vehicle. There’s no reason the wheels should have been turning back and forth so fast, and also humans cannot steer the wheel that quickly.

    So, the Cyberfuck AI must have been in control of the wheel, in crackhead squirrel brain mode, trying to become a crab and dig itself deeper into the sand.




  • Wheels (under human control) simply cannot steer that fast.

    Something is wrong, and I think the vehicle is being steered by a squirrel brain.

    You ever been out on a field doing donuts and tearing the grass up? Yeah, I have, I grew up on a junkyard, and I promise you that no human can steer the wheel back and forth that fast.

    So I assume AI/Autopilot was at play here to steer like a spazzed out squirrel brain, while the goal was to simply go backwards.

    Something seriously fucking wrong here…