“Worst” by whatever measure you like.
Don’t explain the joke, leave it to our imagination.
Be nice, no slurs or bad language.
Getting the blood out of the clown suit.
The Aristocrats!
Yup. This is the one.
It was a pink ping pong ball
Her glass eye was sitting on the table
Look, Hans, no ma.
And thats why cornflakes are better than cheerios.
- overheard in the playground around 30 years ago and remains unexplained to this day. The kid would not repeat the joke for me. It remains the object of largest difference between importance and intrigue in my head.
“If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.”
I feel like I need to qualify that I understand this is where I write the punchline to a joke, and that I am not accientally typing this into a search engine.
spoiler
Sexy kids
DIE, HERETIC!
I like that joke!
Northern or southern baptist?
“I scraped off the sores”
Because they have big fingers too.
Convenience over quality.
A STIIIIIICK!
I’m sorry, but you’ll have to get in line for that, too.
An Impasta
If they’re forced on you as a child, you probably won’t like them as an adult.
