Not all of us

You are correct, but implying something is not the same as literally stating something

Alto’s Odyssey with youtube on my TV, or No Man’s Sky with youtube on my phone

Left Starman, but yes

My cat’s real name is Lily

Ooh, that’s a good one. If we don’t share taste, then just hook me up to a lie detector and ask if I liked the dub of the last Eureka Seven movie. If we do share taste, then sweet! There’s two fans of it!

Shit, that may be the most personally identifiable information I’ve ever shared

The inquisitor sighs in exasperation.

“It’s been 36 hours. You’ve each had one granola bar and a bottle of Pepsi since you got here. At some point, one of you has to prove you’re real.”

Left Starman says “I invoke the 5th.”

Right Starman says “I want a lawyer.”

"You’re not under arrest! We’re just trying to figure out which one of you is real. You gotta give us something.

Both Starmen simultaneously state “I don’t talk to police.”

The interrogation continues for a further 17 hours before Left Starman gives in. “My cat’s name is Iris, you can call my roommates and verify it.”

“You dumb son of a bitch,” Right Starman says, “that’s just what I tell people online.”

BLAM

The bard

My doppelganger will provide PII before I do

Whichever one folds and tells you an actual identifying characteristic first is the fake

Relevant name

I have a few wallpapers like that too lol

Fucking based

God I miss my Razer Phone 2. To my knowledge, it was the last Android phone ever released that did not have a blighted notch or hole punch. The only thing that could improve it would be an OLED screen

My lock screen is just my wallpaper, which I can’t post one screenshot of because my phone cycles through 175 of them. You definitely could tell a lot about me based on that alone, and also based on what wallpapers I have and in what order they’re in

Yeah, that is lie 48 characters that we’d had to pass by phone and they have to type it flawlessly.

Wouldn’t be so bad if everyone knew their Alpha Bravo Charlies

My one talent: alpha bravo charlie delta echo foxtrot golf hotel India Juliet kilo Lima mike November Oscar papa Quebec Romeo Sierra tango uniform Victor whiskey x-ray Yankee Zulu, typed using voice to text

The beeping! My damn air fryer has to let everyone in the neighborhood know that I’m making food at 3:00 am, I hate it so much

Gonna ignore the fire alarm someday because I’ll just assume someone is air frying something

This is fair. I have had to put tape over a red alarm clock because it was too bright before. Those manufacturers also get the oubliette

Anyone who puts always-on blue LEDs in electronics deserve the oubliette. People who put such LEDs in electronics meant for the bedroom deserve an oubliette that’a slowly filling with water.

Must disagree. If today ended at midnight, then my streak of watching at least one episode of a TV show every single day would have been broken years ago. No, today ends when I go to sleep, even if it’s at noon on what is your tomorrow

Unfathomable, and thankfully not something I have to worry about (there are animal shelters near you that will just give you a cat if you give them money)

I’m no well read philosopher, but the idea that life has a meaning is repulsive to me. It implies that there is a correct state of affairs, and introduces the possibility that you’ve done something wrong, that you failed to fulfill some purpose. Nuts to that, there are no wrong choices, besides the obvious ones like murder and not brushing your teeth

Doesn’t it run on Arch? Crazy to think there’s a bunch of Arch users that don’t say they use arch btw

I’m assuming it’s just a way to sneak literacy tests into something. You can speak english, but can you speak it well enough to pass a subjective test administered by someone who hates you for being hispanic?