ivanafterall ☑️

Do I pee while she’s still sitting on the toilet or do we take turns? Will flushing it together make a baby?

That’s why they’re blatantly doing away with separation of church and state.

Lemmy Tickle

Feels too good to be true. It’s only one shooting.

Now if some second evil CEO were unfortunately victimized, I might be tempted to call it a trend…

“We just wanted to be sure. Carry on!”

They already have a massive disinformation machine across every medium.

I’m just a bystander, China sucks, but referencing a NY Post opinion piece feels a bit like using a Fox News segment as a source. They’re pretty trash.

For all its bullshit, YouTube is the same. I’ve found myself on it more lately precisely because of the reasons you’re saying. It’s amazing how much niche content there is for any taste, even ones you don’t yet realize you have.

Tell them the soap removes toxins and you’ll make a killing. Heh.

Won’t someone think of the poor CEOs!?

Stephen Markham

Dude went to BYU for undergrad and graduate degrees. That might not tell you everything you need to know, but it should, speaking as someone who worked at a Mormon-dominated college in Utah.

I’ve died zero times thus far and don’t see why it should change.

Fun “fact,” this was the inspiration for Prince’s Purple Rain.

I swear we can’t have anything nice.

I wouldn’t understand, but then I’m 1/128th Cherokee, so…

Much better than Tinder for solid matches in my experience.

But what if it’s Bill Gates and he’s been trying to find his lost sibling for inheritance purposes?

Why do you rich people always get off flaunting your wealth in our faces?

Antiques Roadshow is pretty relaxing and always interesting.

I came here to say Joe Pera Talks With You. The entire series is a hidden gem, fyi, if you’ve only seen the “talks you to sleep” episode. I’ve watched all three seasons at least three times.