Are you happy?

I’ll never forget the first time I finally got Linux 0.1 to boot on my abacus.

“I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

Way past the 42 month mark there, bub.

He’s literally excited over a second-hand plane. What a poor person thing to do. Truly the most Salvation Army of Presidents.

Did you see that e-mail?

“Nope!”

Oh, but when Master Splinter does it, it’s somehow fine!?

Jon Hamm might have bodies hidden somewhere. That guy sets off so many red flags for me, but is beloved by everyone. I’m telling you, I’m pretty sure he might be evil.

I struggle with Elizabeth Moss, too. The whole “being in a cult while making a show warning people about cults” thing is wild to me. Only other place I saw her was Mad Men and I found her unlikable. But I hated that whole show, really.

“Which in this case is the same shit.”

TIL peak stiffness during rigor mortis occurs around the 12-24 hour mark, fyi.

Feels so wiggly.

It was a sarcastic yawn because you were one of the only one to list an actually cool power. I guess that wouldn’t be immediately clear, in retrospect.

It sounds like they’re using some sort of didgeridoo sample.

Rearrange the letters in J.D. Vance and you get VADJECAN

Nincompoop

Damn, that’s so cool.

Free as in fallin’?

Turkmenistan

You gents have convinced me to click around a bit more. I have my research cut out for me this evening.