I say “bum” and my wife says “boob”
Interested to hear what you think.
I also choose this guy’s wife’s “boob”.
Schmutz.
It’s Yiddish (?) and is a general term for unspecified dirt or filth. The fun part: once you have identified the filth, it is no longer schmutz.
My spouse and I picked it up from the Says You radio show years ago, and have used it ever since.
It’s literally the translation of dirt or filth in German.
Its US usage comes mostly from Yiddish, but fun story: I studied for two years in Germany after taking one semester of German (would not recommend, but it worked out), and on my first day, I told my housemate that she had some schmutz on her nose, and she was so excited about the German progress I had already made… I did not know at that time that Schmutz was dirt, but I’ve always remembered it
Onomatopoeia usually punch above their weight class here. Shlorp gets my vote.
Have you ever used Shlorp as a verb? I feel it paints a particular picture
Yes, almost exclusively in the context of dogs shlorping up water from their bowl.
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
Peef.
It’s when you fart out of your dick hole. A “Penis Queef”, if you will. Happened to me once when I had a cystoscopy. Weirdest feeling ever.
What the fuuuuuuck. How do you delete someone else’s post?
Bjork!
I know it’s not a word, but a name… still if you use it with ! I think it’s particularly funny. Like it’s an exclamation, or a warning.
Yes, and you have to say it while sucking in air, not breathing out.
Isn’t it two syllables
It’s pronounced as one syllable in the Nordic languages
I’ve been saying it wrong for DECADES 😭
Gooch, taint, bung, flunch.
This is my first exposure to flunch, thanks for the new word. I sense a theme here
Smeg
I expect this requires no explanation. You lemmings already know.
Oh, we accepting abbreviations now to fit one syllable? This is cheating, I’m calling the police
Without wanting to ruffle anyone’s feathers, I will submit queef, which would be worth a chuckle even if it held no meaning
It’s funny that quaff is spelled similarly, but has a completely different vibe to it. The two don’t mix at all.
Well, unless you’re into quaffing queefs, I’m not here to judge.
Once I quaffed a queef, inhaled a clunge that had beefed, I just belched for relief and resumed the great feat
This is art! Bravo!
I only really come here to say such things. Megustalations
Nob
Nob and Knob are spelled the same, and I feel like you could use them interchangeably.
Hit someone with a Gnob and they’ll look at you funny
As written words they have distinct meanings I think - with the exception of a class of people (nobs) the word is always with a K for all other uses. I’m gonna start calling people “gnobs” from now on to muddy the issue.
Tslob awn mai gnob
Queef 😂
Shunt.
