

Enshittification, but on a massive scale.


Enshittification, but on a massive scale.


Thank you, I haven’t shaved.


Dish soap. Use a scrubber brush and let it dry.


You don’t even have to abolish rent. There are giant predatory companies, small local landlords that got lucky with their timing, and everything in between. They’re getting money for doing nothing, and aren’t going to start contributing to society just because they have to be less wealthy for no effort! Slash rents now to get people homes, and implement rent control and price ceilings.


That’s… beautiful.


I seem to remember Candidate Trump telling you, your family, neighbors, and conservative friends exactly who he was. Twice! And you chose hate over Progress, hoping he’d harm others but not you…
He was the inventor of the app, right?
I don’t want to play it! I want to fondly remember having fun playing it…


Oh, I could just simply become a different person who plans ahead!? But seriously, I’ve also had controllers start not holding a charge, or they’re already dead when I try to turn them on…


If my PlayStation or Switch controller dies, it becomes a wired controller I’m now tethered to. If my Xbox controller dies, I swap a couple eneloop batteries in and it’s good for another month. Advantage: replaceable rechargeable batteries.


Woke Muslim gay black trans liberal Mexicans.


Yeah, Republicans sure do love freedom of speech… 🙄


Or when he was friends with Jeffrey Epstein. Or when he raped his wife. Or when he said he doesn’t wait, he just “grabs them by the pussy”. Or when he was credibly-accused of barging in on multiple teenage dressing rooms, enough that they had to warn the contestants…


No, I already get nauseous traveling.


No, they’re just curious. They don’t understand why you go into the rain partition, but hope you are okay in there!


Cats already have little knives, though. Around 18 of them…
But not a basic bitch, so I got through.


Slider? No, it’s a button that you have to hold down to scroll. And it moves ridiculously slow, like some streaming services.
You say “understand”, but then rattle off a bunch of facts.
No offense, but that’s not the same as knowing a person and those aren’t the most important things. I don’t know the exact right answer to these for most of the people in my life. Hell, I don’t know my favorite for every one!
But that’s because they’re less important. Not completely, but they’re just statistics, flavoring on who a person is. I know my sister is endlessly creative and compassionate. I know my mother is fierce and determined, and never gives up on anyone. My father is loyal, dependable, and hard-working. My brother is charismatic and hilarious. My niece is intelligent, tender-hearted, and kind. My nephew is adventurous, inquisitive, and empathetic.
That’s who they are, and I know this by spending time with them, through the good and bad times. Assuming they’re worthy of it, have you shown your family who you are, your true self? And if they’re not worth that, remember that it’s only temporary; eventually you can move out, choose your own family and they can know and understand the true you!