Hey, they may be handing the country over to fascism, but at least the people they hate will suffer!

He’s… literally leading in polls for all the swing states that will elect the next president. People that care about democracy are panicking, and for good reason.

People are suffering preventable deaths from climate change-related extreme heat, and you think this is bullshit? Also, it’s an election year. Of course Biden’s going to publicize his accomplishments…

Still. This wild “acting in the public’s interests” thing will get more progressives in positions to make such a thing even possible.

I’m sorry women won’t touch you.

Yeah, I would definitely rather listen to someone that can’t write or punctuate a single sentence.

No one would love touching Jabba.

That’s funny, but they’re literally living a different life than us. Biden gets the best government-paid care possible while Trump uses his scammed billions to give him every luxury he doesn’t deserve.

Ghosts aren’t real

You make some good points, but how can you expect people to read past this!? In-universe, ghosts are 100% real. That’s the entire premise of the movie!

How in the world is it even possible for such a painfully obvious gibbering lunatic to not only run for public office, but quite possibly win?

“Quite possibly”? I don’t know if you’re American or how closely you follow our politics, but… he did win the presidency, in 2016. Definitely disheartening and embarrassing for our country.

It was exactly the shitshow everyone expected: He was impeached twice, but never removed from office. He pulled out of international climate deals, and the strategic nuclear one with Iran. His administration was corrupt, ineffective, fumbled the COVID-19 response, and catered to giant corporations at the expense of working Americans. The fact that he was our president is pathetic, but the worst part is it could happen again, but now with his fascist intentions and planned political revenge…

Of course he supports Donald “I’ll be a dictator on day 1” Trump and thinks he should have immunity from crimes! You can always count on Republicans:

Gaslighting
Obstructing (progress & justice)
Projecting

Yep, this is more of the weird defensive attitude. Thanks for another example.

Thank you. As a sentient cleaning robot running GLaDOS, I needed context.

Who’s obsessed? It’s a joke about a dude attempting to man-splain even when they’re wrong (I’m a dude and I’ve definitely seen it) and her turning the tables on him. That’s it. To get defensive about that is… weird.

Just like Trump is okay. But inside them both is rancid, vile stuff…

It used to be a lot more unpopular to hate people different from yourself.

“Take my wife, please!”

That’s why we have to oppose them. It’s exhausting, but it’s important and the alternative is more, worse Trumps.

So take a break if you need to, practice self-care. And then let’s all vote, volunteer, and donate to make the world better. Please, it’s that important…

The sun was in my eyes!

they will probably say that he isn’t really a convicted felon because he wasn’t a convict

That doesn’t make sense. A convict is just that: someone convicted of a crime, it doesn’t depend on jail-time served. Donald Trump is guilty of dozens of felonies for election finance violations related to illegal cover-up payments. So yeah, I totally expect them to say that…