Actually, we’re still waiting to see how it turns out.

After college, I was about 26 or so, and I was in NYC. I thought to myself, “Why not assassinate the CEO of UnitedHealthcare?” At first I thought I was alone in this and people would hate me. It turns out I’m a hero.

To answer OP’s question, I’m 37.

I know I’m going to get some shit for this, but I really don’t like his movies. Every time I watch one, I feel as if I’m not getting it. Like everyone else saw a 15 minute exposition dump and I have no idea what’s going on. Especially OP’s top 5 movies.

Bring on the hate.

I’m from the Detroit area and spend a lot of time in the city. In the late 90s and early 2000’s, I seen’t some shit.

-Guy in a wheelchair with no legs having sex with a prostitute in the street. -A guy pulled a tooth out of his mouth and threw it at my car. -I saw a guy get shot in the stomach at a gas station over some sort of argument, -Countless people pooping in public. -A guy dressed up as a power ranger walking the streets. -A really fat guy slip on ice and his pants fell down and his entire giant ass crack was exposed. -A guy who lived in a school bus who had a pet goat. He was called goat boy. The goat was stolen and murdered.

The Earth is flat.

Sigur Ros.

I don’t remember a time when I truly believed that he was real. I remember thinking that it was my parents, but I didn’t want to believe that. I wanted to believe that there was a magic dude who would hook me up with presents. But it was illogical and we kept up with the whole thing, because I wanted my parents to enjoy it too.

Remember the Mindmaze game in Encarta?

yup

Per game, bender.

Pixel 8. No complaints.

That would assume things like lynchings still happen in Mississippi.

Probably something to do with how poorly educated they are.

Get out my nunchucks, take to the streets, and fight the system. Probably put “Calm like a bomb” by Rage on in my headphones.

My hot take is that Darth Vader is actually Luke Skywalker’s father Anakin Skywalker. I don’t think that Vader killed Anakin. I think that Vader IS Anakin.

That’s not a hot take. Millions will agree with you. Especially Star Wars fans.

That’s not a hot take at all.

You want a HOT take on Star Wars?

I love it. All of it. Games, movies, shows. All. Of. It. Sure, I’ve got some critiques, but even the prequels/sequels are a thrill ride. I love Star Wars and I don’t care about some dork on the internet’s opinion on it.

I’m the leading goal scorer on my 40+ adult hockey league.