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moonpiedumplings@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 6 months ago

shell-mommy is a program that encourages users while using command line applications.

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shell-mommy is a program that encourages users while using command line applications.

github.com

moonpiedumplings@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 6 months ago
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GitHub - sudofox/shell-mommy: Mommy is here for you on the command line ~ ❤️
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    that’s a good girl

    Are you TRYING to crack people’s eggs? 😂

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      >:3c I wonder how installations of this tool correlate with purchases of long, cute socks 😹

      And cat ears, and nyaaa~ing, and… uhhh whatever else 😅 🤷

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        Rust dev confirmed

        • KeriKitty (They(/It))@pawb.social
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          Nooooo! Haskell ^.^ And a little Forth. Hopefully some assembly someday too.

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            (i’m gonna do something evil)

            Sounds like you’d really like Nix.

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        that’s… oddly specific…

        • GetOffMyLan@programming.dev
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          Lookup Unix socks

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            That’s when a process binds to a port right?

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          • snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            holy hell

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            If they come in wool, sign me up. I’ve been pricing up a full set of wool socks and it’s eye-watering. I think I’m going to be asking for wool socks for Christmas/birthdays for a couple years … my mid-life transformation is complete.

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    It checks the exit status of your command and prints praise for success or encouragement for an error. Funny idea, customizable too 😂

    SHELL_MOMMYS_LITTLE: Sets the affectionate term that mommy will use to refer to the user. The default value is “girl”.

    Now we need a mean one, like sudo insults

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      Now we nead a mean one like[…]

      I suggest shell-linus, sourcing insults from https://github.com/corollari/linusrants

      “There aren’t enough swear-words in the English language, so now I’ll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.”

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      ramsey git full
      “THAT’S NOT A VALID COMMAND YOU FUCKING DONKEY”

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        tfw you dc and your computer calls you an idiot sandwich

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          “'EY, WHAT’S EVERYTHING BETWEEN THE CHAIR AND THIS TERMINAL? AN IDIOT SANDWICH! >=[”

          [Y] I’ll do better / [N] Sorry chef…

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      I don’t remember the one, but I used to have something that would insult me when I typed the wrong password when sudoing

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        That’s a build-in sudo feature, set by Defaults insults in your sudoers file.

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          Oooooh, so ot was built-in! Yeah that’s the one I was thinking about, thanks

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      deleted by creator

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    I don’t want shell-mommy
    I want shell-bigtiddygothgf

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      They’re the same picture

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      I need the goth gf to insult me. I don’t want encouragement.

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    I heard about this from foone

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