lol John Goodman is on the hood of a car smashing the windshield with a golf club or a baseball bat. Completely destroying the fuck out of this car. And he’s yelling “this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!”

You want some 8x7A2 using the same bathroom as you???

Oh it’s great news either way. I’d just be curious about the numbers.

Yeah I’m wondering for how many weeks.

And then how many millions of ms office users there are? (Or billions…)

This is one way to deal with conflict of interests not being addressed. Too badly it can’t work for everything else. Like I can’t “boycott” space travel.

Right, you’d think they would provide vin numbers, which the government would then check against vehicle registrations with whatever DMV equivalent.

We call them “TPS reports” buddy. slaps back

Yeah even before those websites existed, they were collecting all kinds of files on people. Like late 80s, early 90s. Warehouses full of paper records.

Should inverse the y axis too.

Pepperidge Farm remembers

They can’t possibly be that stupid. I’m sure they have more sinister plans for these geneology databases. My first guess would be blackmail. But I’m guessing they have a ton of other evil ideas.

Hasn’t he already had like a dozen “female incubators”?

This guy can’t be bothered to wear a condom or pull out before he jizzes his vile seed into whatever human dna compatible life form chooses to allow his penis entry?

lol “strongly typed”, “loosely typed”.

I don’t even use variables anymore. Wake up sheeple.

It’s not ironic at all.

Gen Z will complain about the next generation, and blame problems on the previous generation(s).

Why is this surprising?

I predict at some point Fedibook will become the new Faceverse.

They also told us all this stuff was recyclable. They got us to separate our trash. Municipalities changed their waste collections services. Added new trucks. For 40 years. Then they were like “yeah, none of this stuff can actually be recycled”. lol. And THEN after they got called out on that, they’re like “yeah, we lied last time. But now we really are working on a way to recycle these things. And it’s really really going to work this time totally for sure.”

You just perform all matrix operations in assembly?

It authenticates with a yubikey.

They’re also giving us eggs. Hmm

I can’t run git operations on the server.