KeriKitty (They(/It))

“Full-stack” 🤮

Nooooo! Haskell ^.^ And a little Forth. Hopefully some assembly someday too.

>:3c I wonder how installations of this tool correlate with purchases of long, cute socks 😹

And cat ears, and nyaaa~ing, and… uhhh whatever else 😅 🤷

Idunno, my mom told me not to talk to _stranger_s 🤔

… She said a lot of things that were BS, though, so maybe you’re cool I guess? 🤷

s/developers/publishers/

Also, not sure how this is programming related 🤷

OP’s name is pretty apropos 😅

Gross! Couldn’t even let schools decide, somehow it’s important to ban them state-wide? Piss off.

Did startup Flow Computing just make CPUs 100x faster?

No.

Did you enjoy humans spouting bullshit faster than humans can debunk it? Well, brace for impact because here comes machine-generated bullshit! Wooooeee’refucked! 🥳

[Sarcasm] See, they really do care about us! They care so much they’re unhiring everyone whose job it was to pretend they care about us! Twitch is a great company and not an evil ball of shit! I respect Amazon and its owned companies and subsidiaries and whatnot because I know they respect me!

Thanks!

Thanks for the ideas! May go for Tello soonish.

Oh hey, I heard the funding for that dried up. … Because I went looking for ways to not spend $50/mo for a working phone while I’m sleeping in somebody’s closet and have no income 🙃 Happen to know people who don’t even have the closet, but I’m sure they don’t need phone service either.

[Maximum Sarcasm] I’m sure the money’s going somewhere more important, though.

Hey, how many gig workers are barely scraping by and need programs like this or everybody’s Uber Eats orders are gonna uber eat dirt? Just a thought. Maybe taking a little care of the people at the bottom who prop up everything else is kinda asinine to not do. Grr, I say.

[Very sarcasm] We can just burn more coal or just huck poor people into furnaces or something! Wait no, give them cars! Coal rollin’ cars!!! Why are we even pretending that racing toward extinction isn’t our goal? Embrace doom! Down with humanity! Up with constant fucking around with no regard for costs or consequences!

May I please have some painkillers before being tossed into the furnace, though :-\ Or maybe just like, toss some naproxen in after me I guess?

But it iiiisssss 😭

(I do actually use Arch, by the way 🤣)

Throwing together a service, telling no one, then promptly cancelling it (often because no one used it) is truly the Googlest thing.

I’m liking these, uhh… “colourful” descriptions.

Well, maybe “liking” is a strong word but they’re amusing 😅

Oh, woe 🙀 It’s bad enough that we’re stuck with me (ba-dum tssh, self-deprecating humour there :D ) but now we’re gonna get even worse critters from Reddit because it’s gonna be ones who stayed with it during the previous exodus. Bleh!

Wow, this is absolutely fucking horrific. I assume they’ve imported everything from Kiwi Farms incarnation too? Bunch of evil fucks.

I’m kinda sick of all’ the evil, actually. I get that it’s very popular but maybe it shouldn’t be? I’ll just live in my own mind until people pull their heads out, I guess 🤷 What could possibly go wrong.

“We know we’re the baddies. Sit down, shut up, and get back to work!”