magic_lobster_party

I wanted something silly and something completely unattached to who I am. Maybe I went a bit too silly.

They will resort to vibe debugging

His target audience is teenagers, so that’s what you get. I think having a guy like him teach kids about LiDAR and stuff in an entertaining way is a win.

But yeah, as a 30 year old I agree he’s a bit too much.

He’s a businessman who bankrupted multiple casinos. What the hell did they expect?

I guess it can be a fun hobby project to learn Rust

That’s what we use in my company: a series of mini waterfalls

Waterfall only works if the programmer knows what the client needs. Usually it goes like:

• Client has a need
• Client describes what they think they need to a salesperson
• Salesperson describes to the product manager what an amazing deal they just made
• Product manager panics and tries to quickly specify the product they think sales just sold
• Developers write the program they think product manager is describing
• The program doesn’t think. It just does whatever buggy mess the programmer just wrote
• The client is disappointed, because the program doesn’t solve their needs

Usually it’s just one character that’s wrong

Google seem to be particularly bad at this. They did the same with Tensorflow. It was kind of the de facto deep learning framework until Google decided to deprecate everything. Everyone responded by switching to Torch instead.

In EU with their GDPR/cookie laws. I’m pretty sure hiding the declining of tracking or cookies behind a paywall is not supported under those laws.

*Gen Z assembly

Filed for bankruptcy multiple times.

Some of these were even for his casinos. He couldn’t even get casinos right.

”Government should be run as a business” means people are getting fired just so the top can buy more yachts for themselves.

How is it possible to be so ignorant? If you had just paid attention to him for more than 10 seconds the past 10 years, you would have known he’s against you. It’s not that he’s shy about it or something.

Jira is so badly performing I make Jonathan Blow signature rants about the state of software whenever I use it.

”I was full aware the leopards would eat my face. I’m in great pain right now, but I believe it’s for the best ”

Nah, that’s too fancy. It’s all held together by some arcane Visual Basic macro someone wrote 25 years ago right before going to retirement and no one has dared to touch it ever since.

Maybe it’s all just one big .xlsm file?

It seems like Japan’s government has made such app

C++ is just an exceptionally badly designed language.

The weakness of C++ is that it attempted to be backwards compatible with C. It’s like it’s trying to be two programming languages at once.

And then it became like three languages at once when smart pointers became the norm. It makes it very difficult and confusing to learn.