FuglyDuck

Redhat. Back in the early 90’s.

Fuck RHEL, though. And let’s be honest, why pick just one flavor? (Currently using arch.)

Well, there’s your mistake… letting Tesla drive your boat.

“Scared”? No.

I just don’t care to.

Deer are pretty easy to socialize. Start with salt lick.

I’m not going to look, but I’m willing to bet, there’s already a “games” studio called X Studios… and they make porno games.

He probably already has every title. And so do the neckbeards that worship him.

Guarantee you his games will be shit.

But was the toaster a Sunbeam?

Or we can focus on growing food. Vegan diet. Aeroponics. All that.

Might have to extract raw mineral nutrients from rocks, but, eh, that’s far less …. Involved…

Do you suddenly feel the need to go back and test everything?

I imagine they got squirrelly or something whenever the cops went near it.

that’s… oddly specific…

Definitely true, of course,

I certainly get the impulse to kill Clippy.

Dude was an asshole. “Oh it looks like you’re trying to finish a school report at 5 am, let me delete that for you!”

I’m thinking it’s trying to say:

(2/6) + (1/6) = (3/6) = (4/6) - (1/6)

But either in “colloquial English for those who want to give other people aneurysms” or “colloquial English for those trying to sound smarter but aren’t”

Basically that the degree of difference between a half and a third is the same degree of difference between a half and two thirds- and that degree of difference is “one part”.

(I was referring to the Power-On Self Test. It’s that blinky-light thing mobos do before booting off a disk. For a mobo to post, it just needs a cpu, ram and power.)

Does it post?

sounds like it wasn’t intentional.

or at least plausible deniability is a thing.

no. its Cunningham’s- ah shit, you fucker.

not…publicly pleased, at any rate…

but amongst themselves? probably swapping their favorites around.

Until the cyberstuck appeared.

But i feel like capability is a beautiful thing.