Works for me.

Great idea for his library. Since you know… he won’t put books in it.

we could probably lift the slab and put it someplace. like his library, maybe. Or one of his golf courses.

Meh. Could have added rifles.

Or maybe a pistol caliber automatic thingy in the forearms.

Minigun on the shoulder?

That creepy face they used for the Japanese (?)humanoid robot…

Used properly, repairing pretty much anything with a sledgehammer will ensure it’ll never break again.

the brown stuff is cheese that’s been baked low until it’s uniformly crunchy. Which is great on the edges, for example.

Not so great in the middle.

I’m more worried about how crunchy that pizza looks.

I don’t think pizza is supposed to look like that. I could be wrong, though.

I’m sure his coworkers have meat sandwiches exploding at point blank range all the time, too.

Somebody get the luminol and check for fluids in their office…

Those uniforms are polyester and probably treated with enough teflon/stain block to keep a sharpie from being permanent.

I’ve worn similar hard uniforms (different color, same supplier, probably. There’s only like 3.) and mustard doesn’t take, even if you’re a dolt who lets it set in.

All that to say; there’s no need for him to do more than run it through a normal wash.

most of the energy is actually spent in the first few moments of take off, lol :P (also can you imagine, a decade or two from now having dessicated orange ass falling on you? ew.)

1. there are protests pretty much everywhere. persistent and on going.
2. tearing down the east wing may have been retaliation for no kings 2 in which 7-8 million people turned up across the nation, setting records for turn out- at least as the largest turn out in US history; and I can think of a small handful globally that are larger.
3. going on a general strike means not earning money, means not being able to feed your kids.
4. If you’re wondering why we’re not protesting in DC…The US is the size of the EU. imagine going from Madrid to Amstardam. That’s the same straightline distance from me to DC. and I’m only in Minneapolis- people In LA? that’s more than double. forget people in Hawai’i, or any of the pacific Islanders. Or Alaska. driving, that’s a 16 hour drive, non stop, one way.

It’s easy to sit there and feed into this narrative that americans are just going along with it. We’re not. you don’t hear about it because mainstream media here isn’t covering it. and no, we’re not asking you to come save us. if it comes to it- and right now, it’s looking like it will- we’re going to civil war.

carbon footprint and monetary costs, and it’d take too long… Pits are more effecient, cheaper and quicker.

though, if we’re not worried about that, I’d agree that’d be a good option. Alternatively, I hear ocean gate is trying to do more tours.

remind me… do they come with rats or really big spiders with really painful bites?

I’d rather hide ICE. prefferably someplace deep, dark, dank, and with no exits. maybe a few spikes at the bottom? Rats, too.

“…Zetabaytes? no. <mumbles on a hot mic> it was yottabytes”

you should got to sleep sooner!

is anyone actually awake at 7?

It’s not until nine or even ten, and several pots of coffee that my mind is ready to absorb training information. Anything before 9, and I’m not awake enough to filter the rank sarcasm concerning the terrible AI training slides.

Well, those kinds of ladies tend to buy their own, heh.

Except their dicks. S’why they compensate so much, with all their guns and general assholeishness.

Please tell me your phone has a flared base?