- Car insurance is optional
- Kids get govt subsidised dental care until they’re 18
- Most common prescriptions are $5 or free
- We did away with pennies because they’re pointless
- It’s common to go barefoot into shops and grocery stores
- Most kids in elementary school go barefoot
- Semi automatic weapons banned
- Kids get 20 hours govt subsidised daycare per week
- When you sell your car the license plate typically goes with it
- Most gas stations serve hot food and it’s good (by American standards)
- Online banking allows instant direct cross-bank money transfer, so nobody uses Paypal or Venmo
- Nobody pays by check, nobody carries around a checkbook
- It’s not unusual for public parks to have exercise equipment
- For short domestic flights, time between entering the airport and boarding the plane can be as short as 60 seconds
- The milky way is still visible in good sized towns
- Praying mantises are still common
- Money (bills and coins) feature women, nature, and explorers not war generals, bankers, and buildings.
Where is this ? Do you have giant insects there or deadly weather to compensate?
Milk in a plastic jug?
Canada?
That’s milk in a plastic bag tho
That’s also not everywhere in Canada. We don’t have them anywhere in Alberta I’ve seen, and I’ve lived all over this province for my whole life.
Last time it was brought up in Lemmy, someone said it was mostly a British Columbia thing, but I’ve lived in BC for over a decade and never once seen bagged milk.
Yeah I’ve been to Saskatchewan, Ontario, Manitoba, BC, and Quebec multiple times and never seen that shit either. Maybe it’s a Newfie thing.
It’s in every grocery stores in Quebec as a 3pack (4L total)
Why the French always gotta be different about shit
Fruit Explosion Muffins
Holy shit those look amazing. Those are at Tim Hortons?! I gotta try that shit.
Lower your expectations, it’s still a Tim Horton muffin
Fair. But they’ve had good ones before. That cream filled pumpkin shit muffin was bomb af.
/start rant
Europe loves to shit on US. Find another country or continent that Europe contrasts themselves from more than US. Popular contrasts:
- Gun safety
- Medical expenses
- Educational expenses
- Workers rights
- Length of history
- Mass transit
- Police brutality
I can’t go a day on Lemmy without seeing at least one of the above. Yet, you don’t see daily comments on how Europe is better than Brazil, India, Japan, Australia, Canada, Egypt, South Africa, Mexico, etc. Can you imagine if they did that?
News: Man Freezes to Death in Rural Canada
- EU resident: That never happens here because we have have mandatory heater laws or some shit.
News: 5 People Gunned Down and Robbed in Sao Paulo Favela
- EU resident: No idea what that’s like to live in that fear since we don’t have large pockets of extreme poverty and guns are highly controlled here.
News: Mumbai Police Assault Orphaned Girl
- EU resident: I’ve never heard of such a thing. Our police are here to protect us and orphanages are considered sacred.
News: Almost 90% of Egyptians Have Electric Power
- EU resident: What a shame that Egypt isn’t a developed country.
News: Shoot Out between Rival Cartels Kills 13 Adults, 3 Children
- EU Resident: That’s why we don’t share a border with the US or genocided the indigenous inhabitants here.
If 9/11 happened tomorrow, you’d see comments like, “What a tragedy. I’m happy I feel safe in Europe because we aren’t building bases in the Middle East. The worst thing I have to worry about is if people in Dubai think I’m American when I’m on vacation there.”
We get it. You guys are superior. The US has considerable social problems despite its GDP. You’d think you would be a little more grateful about the US helping yall build those fantastic social programs after you guys fucked yourselves up in WWII. Or US subsidizing your military defense, from aircraft carriers, troops, foreign bases, military equipment production, space, to being a nuclear sponge. Y’all be shitting your pants in the Summer and the freezing your asses of in the Winter with Putin if it wasn’t for us.
/end rant
You are the reason I’m going to say I’m Canadian if i ever get to visit a better country
And people like you are the reason I’m suspicious of all Canadians here. Actually met a yank who first identified himself as a Canadian. Wasnt too happy when he got told on his assholeness.
Dont be an asshole, dont be a fake Canadian. Sorry for my suspicion to any actual Canadians.
