Cruxifux

“I know my owner won’t attack my asshole.” - cats

For me it’s like im talking to myself in my head and then start talking out loud, or im not sure if I started saying it out loud, so I start singing a song or some shit just in case.

I’m like you, right down to the accidentally talking to myself and trying to play it off as other shit.

And I say the rest of the world should Embargo the US for as long as they continue to threaten world security.

How I Met Your Mother. Most laugh track comedies I found barely tolerable at best but that show fucking sucked major ass and I don’t trust the judgement of anybody who liked that show.

He was a hugely racist piece of shit, even for his time, and named his black cat N word - man.

We also have one named Azathoth, or Azzie for short.

Hahaha if you know, you know.

It is definitely a fun name for the cat.

Depends. When I broke my leg I had to wait a couple hours to get in to see a doctor, then surgery was a couple days. Even without a family doctor though if you’re just sick and need like some penicillin or stitches or something as long as you don’t go in a major city it’s like 15 minute wait times, usually no longer than an hour. Then you go in, tell em what’s wrong, they deal with it and prescribe you some drugs, then you leave and go get your drugs at the drug store. You gotta pay for the drugs unless you have benefits at your job though. Everything else is free.

Edit: am Canadian.

Yep love that shit.

Shredded cheddar, old usually. But all of those sound great.

We named our black cat Nyarlathotep or Nyar for short.

Cheese. Chilli. Sour cream. I’ll shit myself in half but it’s worth it.

When you allow your state to become a rightwing nightmare that destroys lives of those within and outside of your country, don’t be surprised when you are remembered as the people who allowed this to happen.

Extremely well put.

Americans are the most brainwashed people on the planet. The right wing state can literally disappear your family and you still shit talk the left.

Honestly politicians should be dropping F bombs more often. Shit is FUCKED.

Apparently it fucking is. God I hate everything.

Hahahaha

Edit: oh fuck I thought you were just making a joke. Jesus fucking Christ.