I have a dumb question, what exactly does she have over him? Exposing nudes? Did he tell her secrets? What damming information or thing do they have?
Like can’t he just own it like yeah, I fucked this chick and am a piece of shit like all the other billionaires but I won’t fall for the sextortion
She is suspected of being a Chinese spy. As in: an agent of foreign state sent to honeypot Huang and steal secrets.
Keep in mind that the GPU is a heavily regulated market with China being sanctioned - no exports of modern GPUs to China are legal.
(notice how nervously dismissing Jensen always is when asked about the black market GeForce cards already in China)
He is/was married with kids
He popped AI bubble with his dick.
/credit to the internet
“What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?”
Apparently it was some kind of credit card fraud. They didnt have to do him so dirty like that, at least let him finish his succulent meal.
He was completely innocent, he was a victim of identity theft essentially.
Who would’ve thought a country run by Pooh Bear would be so skilled at using honeypots.
A bit off topic, but does anyone else hate this fake structure that some articles have? Here it’s these “headings” printed bold.
Why it matters:
Driving the news:
Meanwhile:
Zoom out:
Flashback:
What they’re saying:It’s not AI. Axios used this format for years, going back to Trump’s first term.
The original pitch was real, sourced journalism in a more concise format, to compete with Twitter and such.
I like that (hence I’ve read Axios for years), but I do get annoyed by the lack of detail, sometimes.
I put these AI articles to another AI to get the bottom line/1 sentence summary.
Ai ai ai
Canta y no llores!
Porque cantando se alegran,
Cielito lindo, los corazones.… mi cucaracha! 🎵
AI produces cookie-cutter bullshit.
That said, at least for the time being, it gets down to brass tacks in the first paragraph or so. I guess they haven’t felt the need to keep your eyes on the page longer.
Capitalist enshitifed journalism is the reason they’re ‘starving’ for readers. You can’t find a meat-created news article or a fucking recipe without sifting through 10 pages of hyperbole and nostalgia.
Bring back the fucking newspaper article format where every word cost somebody money. Spend the money on paying someone to make sure the news is right and condense it into an article where your primary goal is conveying exactly what’s going on with a close fucking second goal of not wasting everyone’s time.
So. Fucking. Much.
Seems super common in reporting as well, I am noting it with basically every NPR news story these days. LLM’s love outputting this format as well. Almost the same thing that is happening with most media, people are so unfocused that you have to repeat things 20 different ways for them to remember, and the lack of actual journalism means they need to fill time with the ‘big stories’.
You mean like Netflix making shows “second-screen” friendly? I doubt lack of focus ever really drove longer articles. It pushes them shorter and more towards bulleted lists and headlines only if anything.
[Insert ad here. Lol.]
Padding out the paragraph count just gives more spots for ads in between or more eyeball time for banner ads, and even if a site isn’t explicitly going for that, all the journalists (real or not) and LLMs are just trained to only write that way now.
So much is paywalled now that I haven’t read enough articles to even notice that format.
APNews and Al Jazeera
Guess he got…
sunglasses
Huang out to dry.
YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Shut up wisley?
Better put that leather jacket on and ride to the sunset my dude
He stuck something were he wasn’t supposed to and it sure wasn’t his nose.
Result of the investigation: great revenue stream, keep on! Also, nice idea to create plausible deniability through “affair”.
Huang’s wang burst the AI bubble
If AI is so great, he could have avoided all this drama by just getting an AI mistress. What’s up with that Huang?
OOOoooOOO, Jensen Huang-san.
Makes me wonder if this gonna change GPU prices because ever since they started pandering to the crypto and AIslop crowd their fucking GPUs became out of reach to all but those with fuck-you money.
Just an affair? C’mon headline, it’s not every day we find out a billionaire and CEO has fallen for a foreign honeypot espionage operation
Well, at least it wasn’t one involving anybody underaged, which in this day and age is actually pretty good for billionaire CEOs.
“Honeypot operation” but it is selling billions in dollars of graphics cards
Tell me lover, when is your next secret shipment leaving the warehouse?
Probably should have tipped him off.
So five 5090s?
4 5090s next January 🤨
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Its like 1 day when Trump idiocracy isn’t dominating the news. Since he needs constant attention, I’m sure there is a tweet building…
He probably thought his shitty jacket was the reason he was getting pussy.
That and the fact that he’s a billionaire.
That’s the joke.
The joke is that it was a Chinese spy. 🙃
The joke is Jensen Huang
Because he is a billionaire and CEO.
Because he can send sanctioned GPUs to China. His personal wealth has little to do with it.
I hope he didn’t have a prenup
I wonder separately if he is in the Epstein files. He’s not ivy league, he and a bunch of these pricks like microsoft’s guy went to the same Indian University or something. And idk if he was big time enough for epstein to bother with when they were running that honeypot.
Still, I wonder though.
