• andrewta@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    I think that phrase is meant in the figurative “war” not the literal nations going to war

    • CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world
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      23 hours ago

      That makes more sense. So, personal conflict rather than national conflict?

      In my present state of moderate intoxication, I’d say something similar to my above point, but with the opposite statement regarding fairness. If you are unable to resolve your differences via civil discussion, then settle it with a duel with strict rules as follows.

      The rules of which should be:

      1. the field should be cleared of bystanders, excepting an impartial referee

      2. The only weapons permitted should be flintlock, smooth bore pistols

      3. Shooting should occur at high noon (or whatever time would give both parties equal visual impairment due to the sun)

      4. Parties should stand twenty paces apart

      5. Parties should fire one round each and then move an additional ten paces apart

      6. Repeat step 4 until at least one party is dead