- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Forgot “Microsoft Word”
Forgot “Microsoft
Wordoffice”I’m sorry, do you mean Microsoft Copilot 365?
gags
Microsoft Office Suite, it sounds classier
Spreadsheet Architect, Powerpoint Guru, Wordsmith
Classier than listing every program individually?
Eliminating orphans is an essential skill in IT.
More essential IT skills to add to your resume:
- preserving the environment
- killing zombies
- managing real-time executions
- manual flushing of pipes
- handling mixed signals
manual flushing of pipes
Seriously, pipes should default to unbuffered…
You mean Copilot. No one uses word manually anymore.
Copilot? Write me a terse reply to the highlighted comment.
This is actually scary. They cant do anything without an internet connection.
I have a mild existential crisis every time the Internet goes down. I have no idea what’s wrong, and I cant use the Internet to find out what’s wrong.
You should work to become sufficient offline. I have my whole life because I know how fragile it is.
Not really. If the internet goes out in our office 100% of our programmers are going home. Doesnt make them bad, the internet is to useful to work without.
Yeah I’m kinda helpless if I can’t get maven packages or check packages against the CVE database.
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the documentation is literally on Internet. Python standard library, MSDN, posgresql, odbc drivers. Everything is online. are you suggesting you memorised your whole stack, and did you printed out ? Granted * some * of it can be downloaded
I remember when ‚man 3 printf‘ and such was a thing. Good times, those. Then there’s ‚go doc encoding/json‘ as well. I’m sure other languages have some offline docs
ChatGPT
Cybersecurity
So you know how to fix all the security holes the AI left in your codebase, right? Right?
No worries, GPT says my* code is flawless.
Did someone crop off DevOps?
Generative AI AND chatGPT. Impressive.
But I know how to code, program, AND write software.
But don’t have a development podcast?
Damn, you’re right! I need to let people know that in addition to my other skills, I can also develop applications.
Chatgpt how do I pod my cast
So this whole list is actually
ChatGPT
How to ask ChatGPT how to:
Coding
Computer Science …
He forgot to list his Minecraft server
Hey, maintaining that server is a 24/7 job after the last update. There are dozens of people depending on me.
Generative AI degenerating skills.
majoring in chatgpt💀
wait, just ChatGPT? not llama, gemma, or even gemini or copilot?
