Greenhouse gases. Just greenhouse.

Just leave This song link here. No judgement.

I loved the image generation for about 20 minutes.

“Alien sighting”

Was watching a plane go along the night sky, blinking away as they do. Then it stopped moving but kept blinking for about 5 seconds. Then shot straight down to the horizon leaving a little trail of light behind like a comet or something.

Some star wars hyperspace bollocks or something

Im currently on the ostrich defence.

I stopped watching the news, I blocked as much news as I can on here and reddit.

Piece of piss.

I also feel this, also talking to my parents about things I think i remember only to be told I’m imagining it.

I dont really think theres any nefarious paranoia-inducing plot, but its fun to pretend sometimes.

I dont want to discourage you from getting clean and healthy, but you kind of can’t feel the same joy from sobriety.

There are certain moments in life that will blow regular drugs out the water (cant speak for hard drugs/DMT), like getting married, seeing your kid get born, achieving a lifelong goal etc. The problem is they’re just moments. Life is absolutely dull when sober, but once youre used to it its just fine.

You can pretty much vibe out the answer by looking at how the world is today. We have as standard devices in our pockets at all times that can connect us to anyone else. Anyone can create a video message that can be seen by pretty much anyone and everyone on the planet.

In theory we have more power and potential unity than any other human society in history, and its somehow getting worse.

I was going to put something different, but id like to change my answer. This is the correct one.

many dont disclose if what they do is sponsored

I assume they all are. If they say “OK so I just got <some product> and…” I immediately disregard anything they have to say.

10 years old me was way smarter than I am now. I’d take that little fucker to the casino.

Imagine trying to explain this 20 or 30 years ago.

“Yeah you know that website that sells books? One of their computers crashed and took half the Internet out.”

Watch out for potential troublemaking coworkers who think youre hacking.

In the UK my wife had an emergency c section, and they insisted I came into the operating room with her. By the time id got all ready with the scrubs and stuff, they’d already started when I got in there. After a minute or two, one of the doctors said i could take pictures. He looked confused/pitiful at me when I told him I didnt bring my phone in with me.

Of course I didnt bring my phone in, right? Theres beeping machines everywhere. If it can interfere with planes then of course im not going to risk it when my wife’s all open.

2015 still feels like a date from the future to me

Remarkably specific porn

I ask bunch of questions about the task to try and push the meeting exactly as close to lunch time as necessary so that when I get back to my work its immediately time to turn back around and go to lunch.

Technically fired for absences. Really just walked off and didnt come back for 3 weeks after my manager assaulted me a little bit.

Can confirm. The IT guys never deserve their money.

If theyre doing it right, why do we need them? Everything works.

If they do it even slightly wrong, why are we paying them? They clearly can’t do anything right.