I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.
Never get bitten by mosquitoes man.
Mosquitos used to find me attractive, but as I aged they didn’t come by no more.
Having recently undergone a full extraction of my remaining teeth and gotten dentures, I’ll take “has a healthy set of teeth”- or “can afford dental implants”-man
Alright, then I can be “I can afford experimental treatment to regrow my teeth-man!”
I take perfect shits no matter what. Never constipated or have diahrea. Wipes are always perfectly clean.
Your super hero name is now “Number Two”
B-side Man
Incredible massage dude. I want to be able to give incredible massages that relax muscles. Maybe the ability to relieve stress by touch. Bonus points if it works on myself, my shoulders suck.
Ooo, this is a good one! Accupressure Boy, able to relieve minor aches and pains, and cure headaches.
That would be a perfectly B tier power.
Definitely support-class hero; the kind that stay back at the base and never risk their life but still contribute.
Control Minor Static Charges Woman. It would make housecleaning easier and my keyboards would always be clean. I wouldn’t have to get near dust bunnies, I would be able to slowly guide them to the trash can.
I always get static shocks really bad at the grocery store! I think it’s the cart wheels making a Van Der Graff generator effect. I get a zap every time I touch a shelf! It would be nice to not have to deal with that.
So instead of Storm you’d be High Humidity.
As someone who’s spent a lot of time working in a lab, the ability to control static electricity would be a godsend! There’s really nothing like spending weeks preparing a new material as a fine powder, carrying it over to the weighing scales, placing a glass sample vial onto the scales, taring it, then a scooping up some of your powder with a spatula, careful not to lose a single particle, then carefully, CAREFULLY carrying the scoop of power to the sample vial – then seeing the static blast your powder out of the spatula to coat the OUTSIDE of the sample vial, plus the scales, plus your nitrile glove…
I have trauma.
I just want to get the USB in the right way on my first attempt. Is that too much to ask for?
This power can be purchased for a few $. Search for “Usb reversible adapter”. Or just keep usb-a to C adapters permanently in everything.
Always remember where I put stuff man
I don’t want to lose another guitar pick lol
My knees and elbows don’t hurt man.
the B-Tier power I’d choose is to control bees
yes the pun is intended
I’d be perfect departure time man. Able to determine exactly when to leave in order to arrive at your destination on time, regardless of traffic, weather, or other conditions encountered along the way.
Not a B tier power, my God you just invented the governments secret delivery method. You’re planning perfect extraction and invasion strategies, nuclear fall back evacuation routes. You just became a national secret, son.
The power to be comfortable in any environment in just shorts and a T-shirt. No sunburn, no soggy shoes in the rain, warm while sitting in a snow drift.
Ooh, I’ll be Always-Remembers-What-He-Was-Going-To-Buy-At-The-Store Man.
My toes are unstubbable
Wow now this is the superpower I want. I’d walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!
Do they still not tangle when you hand said cables to someone?
They can, but they get untangled once OP has them again.
Perfect hearing man.
Might finally get rid of my tinnitus and I could hear silence again.
