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The single next thing Trump could do for our country is to drop dead of a heart attack 2 days before election day.
The single next thing Trump could do for our country is to drop dead of a heart attack 2 days before election day.
Do you remember when people started selling faraday cages to “safeguard” people’s routers? So funny lol
Good. Hungry is a huge pain in the ass. Basically an EU parasite under its current regime.
Republican logic: “I get to tell you what to do, but you didn’t get to tell me what to do.”
I didn’t know that her teenage son had gotten pregnant.
He’s a lawyer that worked for Trump, so he’s going to be waiting for his paycheck until the day he dies.
My last ditch escape plan, thankfully, is perfectly legal and encouraged thanks to the Republicans. In fact there’s three stories that facilitate it within walking distance of me. Plus a few liquor stores to calm the nerves first. So I’m good.
I’m irritated that there was ever any trust in Russian politics. You are way too optimistic after the USSR ended.
Cool, so what were all of their names? That sounds like something concerned voters should know.
No I’m not signing up for the intercept to read “free” articles.
The number of just purely evil people that end up getting elected in the world is just making me wonder why democracy was ever invented in the first place.
Don’t forget the baby murder.
What kind of head in the sand, wishy-washy troglodyte is undecided for this election? We’ve already had 4 years of each, with 24 hour news coverage for literally everything they do.
Oh good, apartheid techbrobaby wants to create a Lithium Republic because Bananas aren’t what he cares about.
“Nobody admits fault” is code for “give us enough money and we’ll never publicly prove your guilt”
Neither does Trump. We all know this. But our options are dottering old man and a narcissistic, sociopathic fascist. We have a broken system and this is what it has led us to. Probably what it was always going to lead us to, because nobody ever figured out a way to fix it. Maybe one day we’ll get to rebuild it from the ground up and it’ll be better. I’ll probably be dead before that happens though.
I had MS Works for DOS at home as a ternager. Let’s just say I don’t miss the way spell check worked before the red squiggly line was invented.
I can’t wait for the headline about his SpaceX miscalculated, rammed the station, and initiated a Kessler cascade, obliterating the infrastructure needed for international logistics and communications. Get ready for the sequel to the 1970s everybody!
MTG (and similar idiots): look, a scapegoat! Get him!
Scapegoat: I’m biologically female, dipshit.
MTG: surprised Pikachu face
I don’t buy anything from eBay that I can get elsewhere. I didn’t even use those other sites. Sure, everything is made in China, but I’m good not trusting China without a more reputable middleman that’s subject to American laws regarding things like refunds and such.
Yeah well I guess we’ll see what happens if the orange jackass gets reelected. I’m not holding my breath.