Washington: Oh, so y’all polarized the country into two separate parties when I specifically told you not to??

Adams: Didn’t I tell y’all about that slavery bullshit?

Tommy Jefferson: How can anyone live in NYC?

Benji Frank: You can just fly to France like a bird while you sleep to dunk your oui oui?

Realistically Franklin: “So the women of today bathe regularly, are shaven, are disease free, and can decide to be incapable of pregnancy, and I can search for them easily in every city?!”

Jefferson: “You centralized the banks?!”