I decompiled the kernel

German laundry detergent

Uh, ACKUALLY, these should be called GNU/Linux because without the Global Nutrition United’s packaging, these cookies would impossible to ship on there own

If you distribute Linux crackers then you need to provide not just the list of ingredients but also the recipe used to make them.

i’m on a diet, i’ll just take the crackers

sudo eat | grep -v "Chocolate Cream"

#!/bin/bash

if [[ $EUID -ne 0 ]]; then
   sudo "$0" "$@"
   exit $?
fi

for i in {1..10}; do
    echo "Eating ... $i"
    eat
done

A highbrow snack, requiring additional privileges to eat

sudo make-me-a-sandwich-cookie

Comic Sans, not FOSS, call Richard Stallman

sudo-apt-get install mouth

Sandwich Calcium Cracker

bonehurtingjuicehealingcrackers?

Hecking naraya. I didn’t know they were making other products. The Naraya Soya drink advertised to be free/gratis in that top-left tastes terrible though 🤣 it tastes mostly water 😭

Is there a picture of the package on the package? It’s virtualized.

Free = libre, not gratis

thai one on