• stringere@sh.itjust.works
    3·
    10 小时前

    My pope card. I call people out for giving out unautohorized blessings when someone sneezes, or let the sneezer know they’re being blessed by a genuine pope if I am the one doing the blessing.

    • comfy@lemmy.ml
      1·
      8 小时前

      I, for one, always question who is blessing me. Thank you, Pope.

      The front page footer can just shrink down to “Every individual in this star system” (don’t exclude the inhabitants of the Tenth Planet!).

      This allows more space for the word “Pope” to become bigger, which my glandular advisor insists is crucial.

  • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
    2·
    10 小时前

    Not that wild, but I keep an Uno reverse card in my wallet. It’s come in handy a few times.

    Wildest is probably my fire producer license (NYC E-28) just because of what I can do with it, but it’s just a boring looking card

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
    2·
    13 小时前

    It used to be a business card for a witch doctor. I always meant to give it to someone as a joke but now I just like having it around.

  • Random Dent@lemmy.mlEnglish
    6·
    20 小时前

    I have a USB drive in the pocket of my bag that has Ventoy on it and a bunch of ISOs and repair tools, in case I need to set up a PC somewhere on the fly I guess? It’s literally never come up but if it ever does I’ll be ready lol.

    • xilophor@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      14 小时前

      I had one in my phone case for a while because my sim card stopped getting read while I was out on a trip; soon as I got home and removed and put back in the sim, it started getting service again

  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
    6·
    22 小时前

    Actual cash money. I’ve had the same $60 in my wallet for many years now. I never spend cash anymore.

    On my daily walk, I carry pepper spray for the dogs. I’ve never used it, but I got it after I was bitten by a small dog on a leash, and befriended by a couple of strays who first threatened me. Since I started carrying it, another dog has threatened me, but again, calmed down and became friendly after I stood my ground with him. Seems like they just want to test me, or something. I didn’t even reach for the spray.

  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    23 小时前

    After my first dog died I started wearing her collar. A few years later I took it off and hung it from my rearview mirror because I was tired of people assuming it was some fetish thing.

  • danciestlobster@lemmy.zip
    8·
    1 天前

    I used to hold a superstition that if a random card, like playing card, is found without any other of its deck in sight it is in some way significant or lucky so I would carry the card around until it literally disintegrated, up my sleeve if able. I held on to a 9 of diamonds and a 4 of clubs for more than a year each growing up. Haven’t found one since

    • Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works
      3·
      23 小时前

      I like the idea of having a significant encounter with a stranger, playing the card (whether that’s handing it to them or leaving it on a table), and walking away.

  • MimicJar@lemmy.world
    12·
    1 天前

    A dollar bill folded into a tiny shirt.

    A classmate folded it into a tiny shirt 20+ years ago, I put it in my wallet (which I generally have on my person every day) and I often forget about it. It hides behind my ID so I only remember I have it when I get a new ID.