Chocolate company’s.

You get people who believe jet contrails only started appearing in the 90s even though that they didn’t is literally within living memory.

Just get a cheap one in KMart. It’ll likely fall apart, but it still comes from the same sweatshop as your favourite brand and you didn’t pay so much for the months of wear you got.

On the rare occasion you see a Union flag in Britain I usually say “oh my god we’re in Britain!”

Non-stop televangelism channels are quite something. But probably you know that’s weird.

I had to leave my 3k beast kettle in the UK as it would blow the circuit here in Oz. Everyone has a kettle here though as they still have the Brit DNA and lowkey love tea with their cricket.

Indy, as Sisyphus is European.

They wrote “Roaming In The Gloaming”, I guess?

Not against the emus though.

They’ll never top Windows 95 to be honest.

“Montana Mountain” is definitely a porn name.

David Bowie and Freddie Mercury did a duet.

The LDs still barely have any MPs, let along enough to affect policy.

Well yeah, it’d be like if an advertising copy writer said their job was “English”.

How is software not a subset of IT?

Good luck teaching Texans how to bake a tray of Greggs sausage rolls President Fart.

Krautrock

“No, where are you really from?”

Your face is a next word predictor.

Fury Road.

My previous best film was Mad Max 2.