Classic Business Model. Make a problem. Sell it and its solution.

Anyone but Tesla.

With your Barber’s consent, anything is possible. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This. Are you me?

Not a Barber but my Barber loves me, and I him. You are a posable manequin meant to hold a position. They will gently guide your head to the desired position whenever a change is required. Gently acquiesce. Tip generously.

Sorry, I’m all out of heroine.

Being “The One” is like being in love. No one can tell you you’re in love, you just know it, balls to bones.

This is where I say "Hmmm that’s interesting.

That’s when you say…

Perhaps by your standards. ;)

Celebrate is not the right word. Trump is just the crash test dummy front man. The entire administration and republican party have lost their minds/shown their true colors. It’s not time to celebrate. There’s still a lot of work to be done.

I will however drink my best bottle of wine and toast the moment.

Two thoughts to consider. First is that the author might be abusing language in a way that deliberately obscures meaning, to pursue another goal. I.e. appearing intellectual or appealing to a reader who wants to fit this aesthetic.

The second is that LLMs do this as well. As they adapt to the language in your questions and subject material, they can diverge from the ideal path of bridge building between the reader and subject matter and either dumb it down so as to lose meaning (not explain in laymen’s terms), or further obscure meaning by hallucination, misinterpretation, abuse of language in trying to appear to be something.

It may help. It may hurt. They aren’t reliable enough yet to know which is which especially when you are unfamiliar enough with the material and trusting the system is all you got. The better method is joining a book club or perhaps a discussion forum for the fans of the book if available. Maybe a forum on the general topic were you might encounter other readers where you can discuss the topic.

My dog sleeps right in between me and my wife. She likes to be the big spoon and the little spoon.

No, sorry, I got the spelling wrong. It slobluntu. My mistake. A portmanteau of slobbery blunt to you.

Thats when the person to your right hands you a slobbery spliff during puff-puff-pass.

Can you tell me more about the pegging? I tried to google it, and well now my wife wants to have a talk after work. That’s never a good sign.

The grid could under real leadership. Your vampire squid parasitic infection is the problem here.

Good! Now do the rest of Europe and Canada.

Crosspost in programming or technology?

I think I have a new mental illness for medical science to classify. It’s kinda like dyslexia, but more severe and more selective at the same time.

Every headline I read that identifies what Trump said or did, my brain makes the letters jump around on the page and re-interprets it as some variation of the following theme:

“Trump reaches into his diaper with both hands pulls out fistfulls of shit and smears it on his face, the walls and the people around him. He then proceeds to lick his fingers and looks to his stunned audience for approval and gets really mad when he doesn’t get praise and a burger.”

Fascinating.

Edit: Some suggestions on naming the condition:

“Trump Induced Metaphorically Correct Synopsis Syndrome”.

“Post Traumatic Executive Summary Disorder”

Ha ha!

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good.