MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoWhat dumb line/joke may live in your head forever?message-squaremessage-square136linkfedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up192arrow-down1message-squareWhat dumb line/joke may live in your head forever?MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square136linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 days ago“I always wanted a briefcase that attached to my wrist with handcuffs. Alright.” - A “joke” from Mitch Hedberg.
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days ago“You can’t please all of the people all of the time, and last night, those people were at my show”
minus-squareotacon239@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 days agoAn escalator is never broken. It just becomes stairs.
minus-squareLORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·4 days agoRice is great when you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
minus-squareCmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 days ago"I used to do drugs… I still do, but I used to too"
“I always wanted a briefcase that attached to my wrist with handcuffs. Alright.” - A “joke” from Mitch Hedberg.
“You can’t please all of the people all of the time, and last night, those people were at my show”
An escalator is never broken. It just becomes stairs.
Rice is great when you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
"I used to do drugs…
I still do, but I used to too"