Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus
Why? Did he run out of locusts or something?
You might be thinking of Jesus’ abusive dad
Well to be fair, he was also his dad. And a ghost. And wine. And… crackers? Regardless, being both his dad and a ghost meant that any time Jesus jacked it, he was committing incestuous necrophilia. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
So you are saying he cheated
You can imagine the Hollywood style promo. “First we had the Crusades for the Holy Land. Now Trump seeks to return the holy oil to the home of Christ. The U-S-A”
I’m an atheist, but I would be willing to start believing if those assholes were cooked in hell for all eternity in return.
I’d say it will be fun to point and laugh at them when they are proven to be stupidly wrong, just like every other end of days bullshit, but sadly when it doesn’t work out like they are psychotically convinced it will, you know the whole easter bunny coming back and bringing the righteous armageddon thing, they will just throw the nuclear football and pretend it was all par for the course. We all get to die for their selfish and idiotic faith, neat, huh?
Remember, don’t bother hiding when you hear that the bombs are coming, nothing can save you from the white hot atonement, you’ll have just enough time to make a coffee, pet the cat, and maybe watch an episode of your favorite show. It won’t hurt.
And Rabbi Kaduri predicted Netanyahu would be the last Prime Minister and instructed him to fulfill the prophecy by defeating Persia/Iran to bring the Messiah: ‘Behold, a people rises like a lioness, and lifts itself up like a lion; it does not lie down until it consumes prey, and drinks the blood of the slain.’ Crazies running the world
That’s also not how lions work.
I mean if it is I don’t expect to ascend into heaven or anything but jeez I sorta feel I deserve a quick, clean, painless death. I mean common.
Thusly validating everything I’ve said about religion and the dumbass military. Fuck off with this “thank you for your service” validation.
Evangelicals have pretty much owned the military, at least since the 80s. It’s particularly bad in the Air Farce.
We can’t seriously put people who believe in this nonsense in charge of real world things.
Woo! Christian holy war!
Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth
Divine right to land is an Israelite and other Levant tribes religious tradition. Christ had different philosophies, but at the same time, that Divine right to land applies only to Levant.
The only possible source of Noah’s flood, also the only possible location of Atlantis, was in 6200bc where a potentially advanced (relatively) civilization lived on a dry Persian Gulf. Ice age glacier recession flooded this area but somewhat slowly. For one side, Sumeria (which advanced in this period) was closest high ground, and "Shem"ite population grew from there and moved down to Levant over 4000 year span. The Persian/Zoroastrian side has a more accurate hard winter and melting ice “flooding myth” that is also a less cruel God in a “survival of the fittest” migration from the Gulf Oasis.
Even Greater Israel “theory” stops at Iran border with Iraq, and there exists no possible twisting of Christianity’s pure devoted love for Israel, that can place a signal fire in Iran.
Insofar as everything is god’s plan if you believe that. Just like AIDS in newborns, children with leukemia, or Iran having a fundamentalist ruling class.
Annoying Ted! He’s famous now!
I’m not religious, but I’m fairly certain that Trump is the least christian POTUS this country has ever seen.
Trump is the antichrist.
You think that makes him more christian or less?
I agree, but stahp it.
you’ll just feed his ego.
The ‘logic’ is that God has often used imperfect men to carry out his mission. Noah was a drunk, Lot slept with his daughters, and King David murdered a man so he could have the widow.
No matter what Donnie does, he is anointed because they say so
So we’ve got Noah as Secretary of Defense and Lot as President. I’m guessing King David’s job is whatever Stephen Miller does.
Yeah, that’s why I gave up religion years ago.
Amen
Bless you, my child
Wonder how many times God tried to convince someone to do a thing and they just kinda… didn’t. Never read the Bible, but I don’t imagine many stories of unredeemed goat fornicators or greedy merchants end up sticking around.
I feel like that was one of the best parts of the Greeks. Their gods fucked up constantly, and everyone knew it. Fate is a flip of a coin, and so were the deities they worshiped
I think that’s why a lot of the pagan religions had trickster gods like Loki.
They decided to cut the story of kid Jesus pushing people off roofs then bringing them back to life after people got mad.
He liked to play stone the adulturer.
Read “The Gospel According to Biff” by Christopher Moore.
Did him bring the living environment of all 7 deadly sins give it away?
The worst people in America are running this country. There needs to be a reckoning for these shit bags.
There will not be
Oh yes. Yes, there will be.
And who is going to make it happen exactly?
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