Not go to work and not die.

Every nuke can be considered a suicide bomb. Ffs get this guy out of any kind of position making decisions.

Same here…

Hey, if any teenagers want to hack the US and release the epstein files, please do. Also, if you want to crash some markets, please do. It will mean you don’t have to get a job and will be super cool. I promise. Please

I literally don’t want self driving cars. Fucking stop.

NoOoOo tHaTs SoCiaLisMMMMM

Battle of The Heroes from RoTS soundtrack

Mad at myself for not having asked out high school crush who I realized at some point I could have had a shot with. It likely wouldn’t have lasted long but it would have been something at least. I’ve let fear cage me in for so long. I don’t know what I’m doing anymore.

As as an introvert, definitely no. However, when I have an objective, I realize this would be my only method.

I always wonder what the religious say about these events. Like, clearly, the person was dead at one point and should have pass on, no? So what is the religious answer to explaining why they’re alive again? 2nd wind? lol

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Thusly validating everything I’ve said about religion and the dumbass military. Fuck off with this “thank you for your service” validation.

Humans don’t deserve pets.

fr though, and I keep saying this, but we can literally end this shit show now if we all just fucking picked a day to not go to work for one lousy day when we know congress and dumbass are at DC and we just strike/protest en masse outside until they surrender. They have long abandoned doing anything meaningful for the people. Like if we can get all of DC to just stop for a day, bam.

No, clearly it was accidental. 🙄 🙄 🙄

Still… after more than a decade where some Wired article published the exact same fucking statement about being able to break a moving vehicle and take control of steering. This is old news.

I would blame this on autocorrect but lord knows I don’t use my phone for anything. Take your upvote

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