You act like you’ve never stared at a teenager’s ass. I used to spend hours doing it. Hell, I think some of them even liked when I looked at them. Mind you, this was way back when I was a teenager. I couldn’t help but double up the joke, but worse.

I mean, this isn’t a comparison of irl vs a fictional utopia, this is a comparison of fictional utopias.

You’ve touched a bush. You now owe a raccoon 8 trillion leaves.

It can still get to be more than a little aggravating being in forever debt

The good place. Seems like a decent place to exist

You now owe a raccoon 7 trillion leaves

That’s a reasonable point. When the entire video eventually makes its way out, I’d be able to offer a more comprehensive moral opinion. If video of her being belligerent begins circulating, I’m with the stewardess on the ejection.

But as it stands, my holistic impression is just to let things like this pass. It’s not worth putting yourself in a quagmire for a company.

Exactly. If she had downed it 3 mins earlier, it would have been 100% kosher? Not worth my time.

Watch the video. She’s apologetic, quiet, and pretty candidly sad. Her speech is a bit peculiar, but that’s solely to do with her deafness, which would cause most people to reassess the situation. Were I watching this unfold, deaf person or not, I’m counting the entire situation as worth less than none of my time. Post-deafness realization, I’m asking a coworker to cover that side of the plane for me.

The whole thing is so silly. Wasting everyone’s time instead of ignoring a single drink someone walked on. Is it truly worth 20-30 minutes from 100+ people, yourself included, if a person has a drink? That stewardess must have had a rough week to have made such a fuss over what could have been an inconsequential lie by omission. Even worse if she did this *GAG* for the company.

Given that I, a massive prick, haven’t been banned for being a jovial massive prick, the false positive rate is incredibly low as well. There’s a sincere desire to produce a solidified, low stress community here. It’s pretty fantastic. And fairly unique in this ratfuck of a timeline we live in.

And consuming more porn than their parents by far. You wouldn’t suggest that vegans have a smaller appetite because they’re no longer eating animal products, right?

Why do you say that?

At first I thought this was stupid, and it is for other reasons, but then I realized that gen z and alpha in the US might legitimately need counseling. Teens and young adults are having less sex. I’d imagine they have a similar sex drive compared to previous generations, but their outlet is themselves.

An app will never be the answer, but there’s assuredly an average number of sex addicts currently feeling shame for a basic human instinct gone haywire. If not for the fact that I’ve been hearing middle schoolers talking about gooning, this thought would never have struck me.

That’s hilarious, and I cannot imagine how stressed out that employee is.

Unsanitized blogs where people just spilled out their thoughts. Overwhelmingly were they inconsequential, but it was still a funny little peek into the lives of people you’d never know. You can’t do that sort of thing as freely anymore, between doxxing, scraper swarms, and the abundance of lunatics online. The barrier to entry is higher and the risks greater.

Wonder how many times God tried to convince someone to do a thing and they just kinda… didn’t. Never read the Bible, but I don’t imagine many stories of unredeemed goat fornicators or greedy merchants end up sticking around.

I feel like that was one of the best parts of the Greeks. Their gods fucked up constantly, and everyone knew it. Fate is a flip of a coin, and so were the deities they worshiped

I’ve not yet noticed any deviations from the norm

I genuinely can’t tell what it was attempting to say. I’ve just learned that I cannot parse context and a stream of new idioms simultaneously.

Frankly, I was imagining ultra-wealthy preppers. 1000 liters is less than the average household uses per day in the US, according to the most commonly repeated stat. That feels wildly inflated, but I have nothing to dispute it with other than my own household usage, which is far lower.

I mean, a little. It’s far easier to sell someone on less than half a million than on more than half a million.