I don’t know, but Chase is on the case!

Eat no meat products. You can call it vegan but I feel great.

Friends don’t let friends get Microsoft software when they’re drunk.

Must be good beer.

Also, you have to wait!

https://infosec.pub/post/37298744

Oh my god! I said I got my hammer!

What!!! No way! I mentioned my hammer right?..37! Thirty…Se…veh…nnnn!

I’d assumed so. I’ve never seen a hen laying eggs in a square pattern on purpose with an intent and or resolve. But I’ve also not bothered to follow a hen’s daily reproductive activities. Not for a joke, or on purpose or with intent or resolve or specific admiration for a particular hen. I’m not weird.

Why do you keep boarding up windows man? No storm is coming!

Its 37! A hen lays 37 eggs!

Its 37! I keep telling you!

37, and if you keep saying other wise I got a hammer with me and I’m not afraid to use it!

I go to bed at 8. So if you all did the same we wouldn’t need to worry.

But you don’t, so I am very worried. I married someone who is incredibly unaware of caring about news. To the point that they would have gone on a cruise to Jamaica last week for the music and dancing. Completely clueless person. The moment I say anything like “we should cancel because…” Or “maybe we should avoid the area due to the largest, most powerful hurricane ever” she goes crazy berserk on me.

Good luck to you all, I’m going to be a stained sidewalk and or wall somewhere. Hopefully somewhere important so passersby will know it was me who perished there…me, the stain of the sidewalk man ofcourse. Unless maybe I carry my information engraved in a quartz tablet with me at all times!

I feared I was going to laugh out loud and wake up the lady of the house. Its hilarious!

It turns out someone really was after his lucky charms!

Texas based leprechaun association sues all Texan kids for lucky charm thefts going back to the 70’s!

Canadian computing…

I already chose my retirement room! Its a nice plot very close to a Costco. Lots of people to watch although I got no windows and my room is a micro basement. Its around 6ft under actually, pretty cozy if you think about it. They haven’t installed it yet. They’re literally waiting for me to make it my size. I’m gonna be spending a long time in that place. I don’t know, the current administration just might change their minds and give me an involuntary cremation instead. It lets family move on. Good for business.

Let’s not muddy the waters…the orange turd we can’t name is the type of ism we don’t want ever again. We also don’t want George Bush or another repeat of any of the political families currently in power or their friends. We want direct vote not college vote. WTF is an electoral college doing now that we have communication technology? Its an old and stupid idea.

This just in! Another woman was found profusely gone under the sheets on her bed. This was discovered by a neighbor who kept hearing humming and occasional cat-like death moans. At some point after 7 weeks of this it suddenly stopped prompting the neighbor to visit the victim’s home.

The poor woman is recovering. She is an upholsterer, unrelated to the story, but upholsterers never die, they recover. Leather makers do die. They die a lot.

Normal vibrator…7 weeks.

Do you realize what you just said!!!

Wow! They have reached parrot intelligence!

Next they might teach it to butterfly! You know, like you’re off the ground and going somewhere in open air, but they just keep building shit right where you’re flying… And lamps!

From there, who knows?!

I’m going to order brooms and 24’ 2x4 L shapes for mail boxes. Then after 1 day I’ll return them.