I once actually thought that when movies and shows were developing, I thought that they were being made within the year of their release date. I didn’t know that these projects were sometimes done in advance or took years to make.
That when ‘Commercial Breaks’ happened during shows, I thought they meant that the actors needed a break before resuming. Not realizing that episodes are already made and commercials just interrupt things to just sell you shit.
When I learned food and drinks were energy for your body, I actually thought that when I got sleepy or tired, I just needed to drink or eat something. Not realizing that it wouldn’t have mattered.
My dad’s 4WD had a ‘sub fuel’ button and he told me it was for submarine mode. The car had a snorkel but the underwater mode was disabled and I believed that shit until an embarrassingly old age.
What an absolute asshole.
That reminded me a thing that the dad of one friend used to do to entertain us.
Knight Rider was big on TV, he used to tell us that his car instead of turbo boost it had ashtray turbo, then he proceeded to close the ashtray while stomping on the gas pedal. We went nuts.
Haha legend