Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoYour task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds. What do you do? message-squaremessage-square218linkfedilinkarrow-up1154arrow-down111
arrow-up1143arrow-down1message-squareYour task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds. What do you do? Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square218linkfedilink
minus-squareJetpackJackson@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoOptions: Vomit all over the interviewer’s desk. Act crazy and shout random stuff in German, made worse by the fact that my German is dogshit Pretend that I’m in a theater play (ie Romeo and juliet) and start dramatically acting a role, etc.
Options:
Vomit all over the interviewer’s desk.
Act crazy and shout random stuff in German, made worse by the fact that my German is dogshit
Pretend that I’m in a theater play (ie Romeo and juliet) and start dramatically acting a role, etc.