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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 months ago

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  • Lucy :3@feddit.org
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    5 months ago

    *Java 8

  • propter_hog [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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    If your boss’s pants look like this you probably don’t use Java; you use VB.NET.

    • pfm@scribe.disroot.org
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      Or COBOL.

      • propter_hog [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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        Or both! My first job out of college was at a bank and we used both, and yep, all male bosses had pants that looked like this.

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    We are still on JDK8

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.mlOP
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      many such stories

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    That boss wears those deliberately and jokes about suffering from Long Trouser Syndrome (LTS) and that he really likes having LTS versus shorter attire.

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      I love your boss (as long as I don’t have to work for him)

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      When in doubt, choose LTS.

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    I need this boss. I’m getting aneurism from bosses in sweatpants.

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    I find the community logo triggering.

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