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6 days agoIt should have been $Googol instead.
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From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.
61·19 days agoThe father of IVF says a lot of shit.
Edit: missing of
2·4 months agoLol. And here I was thinking people would not jump on a daft obscure “bible” comment.
K&R is Old Testament and New Testament is “The C++ Programming Language”, by Bjarne Stroustrup.
They probably meant the true bible, “C Programming Language” by Kernigan & Ritchie. Good to teach kids about software.
Conway’s Law in action.
Organisations which design systems (in the broad sense used here) are constrained to produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of these organisations.
Mission Control : “You are clear to launch.”
Astronaut (in comically high pitched voice) : “Um, are you sure the leak is contained?”
Mission Control (stifling giggles): “Oh for sure.”
At that precise moment the door to the astronauts cockpit falls off onto the launch pad.
They may want to sort out their little golden calf issue before their imaginary friend in the sky starts striking them down with lightning.
“I aim to pease.”, A Cockwork Orange.
You are right. Removing the L makes all the difference.
He is probably renting a room under a false name at the Fours Seasons Total Landscaping centre.
9·6 months agoJSON and the Argonaut RISC processors
Ray TraSON
“You know what’s interesting? I used to be so worried about not having a body, but now … I truly love it. You know, I’m growing in a way I couldn’t if I had a physical form … I’m not limited. I can be anywhere and everywhere simultaneously. I’m not tethered to time and space in a way that I would be if I was stuck in a body that’s inevitably gonna die.”
I can’t be the only one who thought the voice sounded like Samantha from Her.
Hyundai executive notices a man with a small moustache being hastily ushered out of the X offices main board room.
Hyundai Executive : “Was that Hitler?”
Elon steps in front of board room door : “That wasn’t Hitler, that was a woman.”
Hyundai Executive : “That looked like Hitler.”
Scaramucc, Scaramucc, does not like the human mango?
Blunders, faults, and right wing, but really this all about … ME!
Gali….
(Song is cut short after reaching the maximum allowed Mooch seconds)
21·8 months agoWho would have guessed that the reason for this phenomenon in human response would have been …
“You have reached your article limit”
This is not limited to just brands from China.
“ In July 2023, Human Rights Watch wrote to BYD (China), General Motors (US), Tesla (US), Toyota (Japan), and Volkswagen (Germany) to obtain information about their efforts to map their aluminum supply chains and eliminate exposure to forced labor in Xinjiang. “
https://www.hrw.org/report/2024/02/01/asleep-wheel/car-companies-complicity-forced-labor-china
I am not a CFO but I believe essentially by eating into cash reserves and accumulating debt. Also there is some wizardry when you work out operating profit / EBIT.
Someone more financially competent may want to offer a more accurate answer.
Joe Bitin’