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JPDev@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Always try sudo

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Always try sudo

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JPDev@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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  • dactylotheca@suppo.fi
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    Doctor of Computer Science

    stringly-typed "100%"

    yeah that tracks.

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      Calls a static method on the OldMan class instead of the instance of oldMan that is actually dying.

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        Tonight's story: Every man older than OldMan.getMinimumAge() has been in perfect *unchanging* health for the last few months‽ To find out why, stay tuned! Our experts chime in to help you understand....

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          If only I’d been born %YEARS% later :'-(

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      str(float("100.0")) + "%"

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    WHY IS THE HEALTH INPUT PARAMETER A GODDAMN STRING???

    Why are you passing ‘%’ inside said goddamn string?!?! Not to mention the static reference instead of the actual instance.

    Shame on you

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      Also putting sudo in front of what looks like Java code not shell.

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    You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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    sudo rm /heart/arteries/**/clot
    
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    Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.

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      XKCD 149 but worse.

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