Doctor of Computer Science
stringly-typed
"100%"
yeah that tracks.
Calls a static method on the OldMan class instead of the instance of oldMan that is actually dying.
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If only I’d been born %YEARS% later :'-(
str(float("100.0")) + "%"
WHY IS THE HEALTH INPUT PARAMETER A GODDAMN STRING???
Why are you passing ‘%’ inside said goddamn string?!?! Not to mention the static reference instead of the actual instance.
Shame on you
Also putting
sudo
in front of what looks like Java code not shell.
You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
sudo rm /heart/arteries/**/clot
Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.
XKCD 149 but worse.