The worst part of owning the world’s tiniest violin is having to look for it so damn often.
Seriously, bud. It’s a damn shame that you voted to hurt people and ended up getting hurt yourself. I almost think it would have been better not to elect a nazi asshole.
“What else can we do that’s hostile to our customers?”
The next move will be bringing back Clippy and then a full-screen ad that you have to dismiss every ten seconds.
Hang on everybody… I have to think about this. I think maybe I wanna do what he says. I mean, he’s gotta be a genius cause he’s a ceo, so how could his advice (demands) be wrong?
He’s right. AI bullshit is fucking magic.
If you think Chic-Fil-A is woke (not saying you, just people in general), you probably should become a fan of Marjorie Taylor-Greene. She’s also suddenly become a huge supporter of Leftist politics and isn’t a piece of shit racist. /s
I literally have to apologize for being white every singe day. At work? Apology. At the store? Apology. With my spouse? Apology.
It’s like a white man in America can’t get a fair shake in America as a white man! /s
Btw, some people are really stupid.
I feel sad for all the youthful Linux nerd who were excited about the year of the Linux desktop who died of old age. They were only many years too soon.
Happy 2026 Linux everybody!
Worked on my Mac. Might be because I have the StopTheMadness extension. It specifically tries to prevent such bullshit.
Virtualbox is free. I hate it, but it definitely works at no cost. VMware Workstation is also free.
Edit: without double-checking to make sure I’m saying it correctly, you probably want to avoid a bridged network and assign one of the other types of network adapters for separation of network devices, but you’ll have to search the terminology to find details.
I’m a Proxmox user and this is the wrong use of it. Proxmox is for hosting multiple VMs, not a solution for needing one.
To see a video of this terrible lady (one of the very first Karens on the internet), search “barbecuing while Black.”
Says a lot about the level of intelligence of rightwing nationalists.
My partner was initially really upset when she overheard me troubleshooting some difficult problem on my computer. She was concerned that I was super mad. Now she understands that it’s just mild irritation when I swear at the screen. If I stop troubleshooting and walk into the other room to have a chat, I’m still in a great mood.
Dumbass fucking computers. I hate 'em as much as I love 'em.
This is possibly the best analogy I’ve ever seen.
I’m an atheist metalhead and we don’t claim that asshat.
My mother once said she didn’t appreciate how “the gays have to be so in your face about it.” I guess some gay guys trapped her and made her watch them make out. Cause, you know, they’re so in our faces about it.
I’ve never heard anyone actually say they believed in the war on xmas, but if anyone would, my mom proves they could be real. I cut her out of my life this year.
I gauge all of my work against regimes that murder people, so this seems reasonable. Fucking asshole.
It’s awesome how stupid people who have no education can spread their thoughts. /s
The correct place to set something down is wherever I am so long as it’s not food. I can afford to pay for a cleaning service to cover mopping and such, so I only vacuum clumps of cat hair and leave the floors for someone else to manage. I tidy up before they come so they can access everything.
I take deliberate breaks from stuff like Lemmy and the news. I only came back here after a multi-month break this month. It works.
Oh dear, Tim. I guess you just told us your future.