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minus-squaremagikmw@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoBut then postgres is basically an OS at this point, enough to compete with emacs for meme potential. And I say that as a happy postgres user.
minus-squareNegativeNull@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoWait until people learn about the possibility of putting a web server INSIDE of postgres :) https://betterprogramming.pub/what-happens-if-you-put-http-server-inside-postgres-a1b259c2ce56
minus-squareevatronic@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoMy principle dev asked if we could figure out how to invoke Lambda functions from within postgres trigger functions. I was like, “Probably. But it’s like putting a diving board at the top of the Empire State building… doable, but a bad plan all around.”
minus-squarePumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoSounds like someone heard about containers through a bad game of telephone!
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoClassically, a lot of RDBMSen are. MySQL held back for the most part, though it’s not necessarily better for it.
minus-squaremousetail@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoPostgreSQL can even run WebAssembly (with an extension)
But then postgres is basically an OS at this point, enough to compete with emacs for meme potential. And I say that as a happy postgres user.
Wait until people learn about the possibility of putting a web server INSIDE of postgres :)
https://betterprogramming.pub/what-happens-if-you-put-http-server-inside-postgres-a1b259c2ce56
My principle dev asked if we could figure out how to invoke Lambda functions from within postgres trigger functions.
I was like, “Probably. But it’s like putting a diving board at the top of the Empire State building… doable, but a bad plan all around.”
Sounds like someone heard about containers through a bad game of telephone!
Classically, a lot of RDBMSen are. MySQL held back for the most part, though it’s not necessarily better for it.
PostgreSQL can even run WebAssembly (with an extension)