Hopefully it won’t be one of those that collects data for big tech.
What else does it see when its sitting idle in your bathroom? 😏
Oh but it must. Otherwise you couldn’t sell it so cheap! 😀
Oh fuck I thought this was the onion, are they serious? Serious people are involved in the development and sale of a $400 toothbrush that spies on your bathroom activities? Everyone involved should have their hard drives checked.
This is the same company that released a $300 fan back when most fans were less than $20, just because it doesn’t chop the air
Yet it does, it just adds a bunch of ducting that severely saps the efficiency of the airflow but looks cool.
Can it livestream? I can see a whole wave of new Twitch and OnlyFans categories.
Oh baby, you are vibrating so deep in my mouth… oh god that feels so good, ohh, ohhhhhh!~
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This was needed by no one ever. You couldn’t even give me one free. 420?
I feel like those folks on reddit who buy those tiny cameras to look at/pop the pimples in their ears will be all over this idea
You say that but everyone is using that hair dryer that costs thousands
I don’t know who everyone is… I don’t know anyone with one
I know several and I don’t know many people 🤷 I guess I’m unfortunate in that I’m surrounded by idiots.
This will totally be co-opted by a very niche fetish community.
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I think our civilization is down in the gutter
It could monitor the health of your teeth and gum, but I doubt Dyson will do some good product.
For “content creators”
Does it clean the dirt of “patriotic” tax dodgers’ mouths?
I tell you, engineers are just unhinged psychotic animals. They’ll make anything they never think to ask is it a good idea. They only think to ask if they could not if they should. There’s a reason there’s a high correlation between brutal dictators and engineers.
“I’ve got three words for you: The Dyson Airblade. Once just a man Looking at his hands Thinking, ‘I’m gonna make these so fucking dry, you won’t believe it.’” —Getdown Services
