Brave Little Hitachi Wand

I really benefit from a book called Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents.

Ha. I’ll try that, thanks!

I’ve hardly ever said anything I “didn’t mean” in anger, but I wish I was better at knowing when they get the point. Sometimes I feel like they don’t really get it unless I drive the point home to a crazy degree, but when I go one bit too far it fucking sucks and I hate myself.

Only answer that matters tbh

Exactly. He needs people across the globe to condemn this plan. He’s a comedian, he knows how to deal with shabby hecklers.

Look here… I don’t know what you do, but I bet it isn’t making my life more interesting. I say let em cook

You’re on the money, maybe in both cases.

Pointing out the ridiculousness and hypocrisy of these men does not challenge them anyway. They are comfortable with their madness, I know this. The jokes are only for us at this point.

He thinks he’s going to get a repeal of Loving v. Virginia? Who does he think the vice president is married to?

Kinda yeah. Like I said I’m happy it’ll exist, it’s just that I don’t like to spend money on upgrades for the sake of upgrades.

The idea did occur to me a minute after I’d commented. After my PS4 gives up, I’ll have choices to make.

I don’t think I need it, but I’m super glad it’s going to exist.

If it came with a native DVD reader and my PS4 suddenly died, I’d have some choices to make, however.

The word is regulatory capture, and the game is upwards wealth transfer.

The American parties are: ‘Conserving’ evangelical ethno-nationalism, or Socially ‘Liberal’ (when convenient) capitalists. It makes perfect sense if you’re fucked in the head.

I never said I’d discuss that with you, stop acting weird. 😐

Moral relativism detected - luckily I am already being hilarious. You’ll never catch me slipping, Satan.

You’re very perceptive, clearly I could not deceive you. You play mind games well, so you must be Machiavellian. But Machiavelli hated the cynicism of realpolitik, so a fan of his writing clearly cannot be Machiavellian. So I must be the evil one.

So you’ve made up your mind?

I’m just getting started! Your username is funny, so you must have a sense of humour. Funny people tend to lean left, because comedy is an act of empathy! But it references frogs, which became right wing iconography last decade so you clearly are not a leftist!

I’ve decided. I’ll drink from my cup. Oh, look what’s that!

Lot of agendaposters online these days. It’s the easiest way to do that job I guess

If I’m Hitler then you’re about to be Poland, you utter bastard! Get over here! Where’s my Scorpion… Thing… One sec

No you didn’t!

You don’t sound evil, do we know each other? Lmfao don’t worry about it