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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

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    So basically your code is more functional and has larger throughput, while using resources more efficiently? Great, no need for the superfluous copied part!

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      Requirements: Build a boat.

      • lemmyng@lemmy.ca
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        Add some pontoons and call it a day.

        • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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          adds them to the bottom, flips immediately

          • Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml
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            Add bigger pontoons.

          • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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            Move the call.

      • ddh@lemmy.sdf.org
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        You have to build it first, so that the customer can say “Exactly! A bus! But it needs to go across water, I don’t know what that’s called though.”

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        “Ah shit i forgor” *seals up the whole bus so it doesn’t leak and floats" there, perfect!

        • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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          I was thinking filling it with expanding foam would work too.

    • Ajen@sh.itjust.works
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      Very high latency, though. Great for some use cases, useless for others.

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    “Sleek and stylish front end with a reliable, strong and stable back end”

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Perfectly describes my body.

  • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
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    Now throw away the copied part.

    • Hofmaimaier@feddit.orgOP
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      I won’t touch it!

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        I dare you! You got version control and good unit test coverage after all, no? ;)

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    The front is pretty but useless
    The back is functional, flexible and customizable.

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      But the client asked for this:

      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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        No, they didn’t. They probably wanted this but described a bus with a fancy nose. Didn’t mention capability of flying either.

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    You made it more scalable? Good work

  • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
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    the part I stole from stackoverflow and the part I stole from reddit:

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    I would genuinely love to ride that bus. Unironically sick af

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      Looks like a duck

      • asdfranger@lemmynsfw.com
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        Yeah, ducks are sick af too Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download the file instead.

  • segfault satan@lemmy.sdf.org
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    the more fancy your code looks, the more shitty it becomes

    • Hofmaimaier@feddit.orgOP
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      So shitty is fancy, right?

      Right?

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    Chef’s kiss

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