“takes a massive hit of ketamine and says”

Crime has gentrified. Now a greater proportion of it happens in the Whitehouse.

If she accessed Instagram from the same home network (and IP address) as her main phone, the zuckerbots inferred that the two users were probably in the same household and knew each other/had similar interests.

You can have those in the fediverse on Pixelfed and Mastodon. The problem is that then the people you can follow are only middle-aged Linux/Star Trek nerds and the occasional organic farmer.

lol

Beulah, Eggstone, Lacto-Ovo, Mid-State Orange, a lot of bands on a German label named Apricot Records

Late-90s/early-00s-style lo-fi indiepop with glockenspiels/Casio keyboards (or similar cheapass-sounding synths with a nicely skronky/angular timbre) and the odd trumpet/brass section

They already killed a much loved bodega cat, to some outrage, though in reality probably acceptance that the loss of bodega cats is the necessary price of progress. Maybe they can replace the cats with AI or something?

Don’t they also have far-right leanings of some sort? If so, it’s not surprising.

Maybe a penguin killed his parents?

Is the Pope Catholic?

Maybe next year he can get the Nobel substitute the CCP created a few years ago.

TIL USB-C plugs look like goose beaks, with their hidden rows of teeth

I’ll just wait for the bus to 127.0.0.1

Ah yes, Elon Musk, who’s famed for the quality of his tunnels

According to Swift, eras just became personalised, and rather than everyone entering a new one every ten years, you enter one after a breakup when you change your hairstyle.

Or so she says.

You know for a fact that the Trump Lady Liberty will look a lot sexier than the old one. She’ll look like a possibly trafficked Eastern European “fashion model” and leave little to the imagination. Which will trigger some liberals and radical leftists, but Trump’s fine with that.

Grandmaster Flash, “The Message” (though that’s more about keeping your head just about above water)

My First Nightmare Fuel