• SlayGuevara@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 year ago

    They’re taking revenge by flooding my city with hordes of young Dutch guys on beer bikes every weekend, causing destruction.

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    What happens when you introduce capitalism to the Benelux states? At first nothing, but after 200 years they’re out of wind.

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    That’s okay, the Dutch will just keep fracking their northern provinces and causing mini-earthquakes which severely damage the local residents housing. Then the government will gaslight them about it for decades and eventually half-apologize and offer insufficient compensation for their own citizens to rebuild. Another scandal swept under the rug by the oh-so-pragmatic Dutch government.

    (I should have written this in a proper past tense because this already happened)

    • marl_karx@lemmygrad.mldeleted by creator
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      just going to leave this here hahah highway on the border from belgium to netherlands