What India called the Battle of Sindoor quickly turned into a tandoor. Indian and Pakistani jets played a game of chicken across the border and India got plucked, roasted, and stuck to the wall. At least six Indian jets were shot down and Pakistan played intercepted cockpit audio of Indian pilots screaming about it. It was really the Battle of Tandoori Chicken, and India got served in front of the whole world.

More importantly, for the World War III currently going on, the entire White Empire got served notice. This was the first time Chinese weapons were tested in battle and they look sharp. It looks like China is not just a peer military but superior to the western model. After NATO’s loss in the Battle of the Borscht, the US Navy Falafelling Of A Boat in the Red Sea, and now India losing the Battle of Tandoori Chicken, the entire White Empire looks cooked.