schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoEaster Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoeswww.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up1184arrow-down136file-text
arrow-up1148arrow-down1external-linkEaster Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoeswww.nytimes.comschizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square15linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareit_depends_man@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·3 months agoAmericans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.
minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 months agoCutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.
minus-squareMichaelHawkinSnider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoI can give a more creditable source. My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 months agoYou heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoChrist. Has this ever happened before?!?!
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoI recently heard America has the Guinness World Record for most dyed onions in roundabouts.
Americans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.
Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.
I can give a more creditable source.
My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.
You heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!
Christ. Has this ever happened before?!?!
I recently heard America has the Guinness World Record for most dyed onions in roundabouts.