I am, but it’s only because I’m barely coping. Gotta laugh sometimes, since I’m crying the rest.

Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.

McBride is truly awe-inspiring. She’s so strong.

This was my first thought, too 😂

Wait until I’m about to die, then go back to when the first land-dwelling animals first started coming ashore. I’d bring a bunch of cockroaches with me and then I’d die there. Either the roaches or my decaying corpse will hopefully cause enough change to the timeline that humanity never develops in the first place.

I think that’s the most I could screw over the (human) world.

Careful, we won’t have burn units here in the US for much longer.

He singlehandedly turned them into swastikars /swasticars, so I imagine he’s got something to do with it, yeah.

Leaving behind only Saddam Hussein.

Did they title the offer “Fork in the Road,” too?

…can you help ban them in the US, too, please?

It’s more than that, though. It’s broadcasting that the writer is also a racist xenophobe because they didn’t care until it affected their specific racial demographic.

Time to make him Tim Apple to everyone else, too.

The only time I have ever had a tampon come out on its own, even partially, was during a super heavy flow day as I was on the pot. That was one of the singular most unpleasant feelings I’ve had on a toilet.

Not necessarily on the first day, but period poos are the fucking worst.

That capitalism boulder ain’t gonna roll itself.

Gross. I hope they’re graffitied all over before the end of the week.

So… you’re saying

…are you me?

Ridiculously often. Most of the time, I’ll type out most of a comment before realizing I just…don’t care to engage and don’t want to see replies.

If I’m low on spoons (which is most of the time), that’s what’ll happen unless I —

Okay, just for the sake of giving as authentic an answer to your question as possible, I got bored of trying to organize my thoughts into coherent words at the "—“ and intended to delete. Didn’t solely because of the question.

Also goddamn I’m wordy.

Billionaires shouldn’t exist; no one needs that much money. They should be taxed until there are no more billionaires.