• phanto@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    I thought that dogs were boys and cats were girls. No idea why.

    Its funny, my niece made it to like 8 thinking that aunts were adults and uncles were kids. She had one young uncle, and me. Called me “Auntie Phanto.” I still haven’t lived it down.

  • maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone
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    3 months ago

    There was a place by the beach called Helenback.

    My siblings and I in the car: Where are we going?

    Mum (shouting): Hell and back!

    I was an adult before I realised it had another name.

  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 months ago

    That there’s a loving God.

    Now it seems clear that even if he did exist, he’s just above average asshole

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        3 months ago

        I’m so white that Casper the friendly ghost calls me a cracker. The thugs with badges are noones friends, except the owners. They never help any situation, and can literally only destroy more lives, and make every situation they come in contact with worse. This will always be true as long as they are profit motivated, which they are, at least in the US, and many other countries that copied us.