You currently owe Oracle $500MM in unpaid licensing fees for this floor.
“Will horrors never cease?!”
It’s too early to be attacking me, Lemmy. My feet are burning from all that boilerplate.
Careful where you step, there’s shit on the floor!
Are you a recruiter? Java Script is not Java.
are you seriously so devoted to a programming language that you heard someone say java was shit and assumed they must be talking about javascript
And horseshit is not dogshit.
Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!
Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!
Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!
Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built
Imagine trying to find shoes that don’t look like clown shoes when your toes are that spread.
He built like a kingdom hearts character
Oh, shit. Step on it! Quick!
