Christian@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month agoI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.message-squaremessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down13
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.Christian@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squareZagorath@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoThe biggest, most monstrous dildo you can find. He never uses it. Just befriends it and talks to it like in the original. Just leave the possibility hanging there.
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoAnd instead of Wilson, it can be called Doc, or Dr Johnson. (Having a name like bad dragon seems a stretch, maybe baddra?)
The biggest, most monstrous dildo you can find.
He never uses it. Just befriends it and talks to it like in the original. Just leave the possibility hanging there.
And instead of Wilson, it can be called Doc, or Dr Johnson. (Having a name like bad dragon seems a stretch, maybe baddra?)
Latex fist.